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It's either she's an addict, or she's on drugs! Couldn't imagine how she passed the medical.

I snapped my fingers in front of her face. But she didn't react a bit. So I blew her face to wake her up!

"What are you doing?" I asked her as she opened her eyes. This little rat is so weird. Kanina panay ang saludo niya sa akin na parang sundalo. Ngayon naman, she's sleeping while standing? Crazy! She just stared at me while her mouth was slightly open. Nananaginip pa yata ang babaeng 'to. "Are you somnambulistic?" I asked again.

Nakatitig lang siya sa mga mata ko. I noticed her light brown eyes look gloomy and sleepy. She could probably be taking meth or ecstasy.

Though she's not bad. Her cheeks are pink, her nose matches her small face and her lips are naturally reddish. Kung marunong lang sana siyang magsuklay, mas makikita ang maganda niyang mukha. Wait! Am I unconsciously complementing this tweaker?

"S-Sir, yes Mr. T..." Napakurap ako sa paraan ng pagsagot niya.

"What?" Naka-high talaga.

I was about to give her a good scolding and frighten her out of her wits when she suddenly utter the words I didn't expect from anyone like her.

"G-Gusto kita, Mr. T."

What the F*ck?!

Is she out of her mind or she's just crazier than I thought she was? Maraming babae ang nagsasabing gusto nila ako. But not like this way! It's so abrupt. I don't even know her name! And when a woman confess to me, she's surely is composed and braced. Like wearing stunning, sexy dress or lingerie I couldn't imagine and resist. Pero ang isang ito, ang lakas ng loob niyang magtapat sa itsura niyang iyan?

Another thing! I remember shouting at this janitress at the elevator. I won't surely forget that kinky hair. And the noise she made this morning while vacuuming was so unforgivable. The hell she has the right to like me!

Ibubuka ko na sana ang bibig ko para pagalitan siya nang natataranta siyang kumilos at naglabas ng basahan mula sa kanyang malaking bulsa.

"Uh, eh, ang sabi ko po, gustong-gusto kitang linisin ang table mo, Mr. T." My forehead creased. "Eto na nga po, itatapon ko na ang mga basura mo. At pupunasan ko na po agad ang table mo para matuyo." Mabilis ang mga kamay niyang iniligpit ang mga kalat sa ibabaw ng mesa ko. Pati paper weights, pen holder, at name plate ko ay ginalaw niya. She didn't even bother asking me if I will allow her to touch my things. Just crazy. And nosy!

Pinanonood ko lang ang ginagawa niya. I moved around and thought to make another cup of coffee. Masyado akong nagulat sa ibinalita ni Arman kanina kaya natabig ko ang tasa ng kape at natapon sa ibabaw ng mesa ko.

I glanced at the janitress while waiting for my coffee to brew. She's moving her hands repeatedly, up and down, in a circular motion. Trying to remove all the dirty residues from my glass table. Kung si Mang Celo ang narito, aabutin ng isang oras bago niya matapos ayusin ang mga kalat ko dahil sa sobrang bagal na niyang kumilos. I couldn't blame the old man. He's been trying to tell me for years that he wanted to retire and only now that I accepted. Napalapit na rin kasi ako kay Mang Celo at nasanay na ako na siya lang ang nakakahawak ng mga gamit ko.

I heard the signal from the coffee maker that my drink is done. So I took the porcelain cup and slowly drink from it. It's warm and bubbly just the way I like it.

Sumandal ako sa cupboard at napatingin muli sa janitress. She was moving her lips, blowing like a dust or something was in there. She's glancing at her reflection when I saw a sparkle on her eyes as her luscious red lips seems to give me an inviting come-hither smile. She's leaning on the table and even if her uniform's too slacky on her, she cannot hide the curves of her ass.

Napakislot ako nang mag-angat siya ng ulo. Then she smiled, while her dark eyes are pointing towards me. Her hands didn't stop and she took her tongue out to wet her lips.

Holy cow! Muntik ko nang mabuga ang iniinom kong kape. Is she seducing me?

Napatalikod ako. Bumagsak sa cupboard ang hawak kong tasa ng kape. And it spill out of my cup! Again! Can I not have a peaceful drink today? Naihilamos ko ang palad sa aking mukha. I better get out of here.

I grabbed my coat and took my key fob from the drawer. Saka ko hinarap ang nakakainis na taga-linis!

"You!" I shouted. Kitang-kita ko ang pagkagitla niya. Napatigil siya sa ginagawa at diretsong napatayo.

"P-Po?" What the-! Bakit para siyang maiiyak? I suddenly felt something in me. Parang umurong ang dila ko pagkakita sa kanyang mga mata. Is it pity? Guilt? Shit! I don't know.

"C-Clean that mess." Itinuro ko ang cupboard na may natapong kape. "And do it fast." Utos ko sa kanya.

"S-Sir, yes Mr. T." Mahina siyang sumagot at bago pa ako tuluyang ma-guilty ay mabilis na akong lumabas ng opisina ko.

At the end, I have to pay hundred thirty five pesos of caffé misto here at starbucks.

Nangangalahati na ang iniinom ko nang mag-ring ang cellphone sa tabi ko. Napapikit ako sa pangalang rumehistro sa phone. Wala akong nagawa kundi sagutin iyon.

"Arman." I answered.

"Where are you?" he asked.

"Out." Tinatamad kong tugon.

"I know. I've been calling your office and your secretary didn't know where you are..."

"Is it important for you to know?" I took a sip of my coffee. Hindi na ako bata para i-report pa niyang lahat kay lolo ang mga ginagawa ko.

"It may not to me but for your grandfather-"

"Tell me straight to the point, Arman!" I cut him. "What do you want?" Nauubos ang pasensiyang pinagmasdan ko ang natapong kape sa mesa. Nawala sa loob kong naibagsak ko na naman ang tasa sa harapan ko.

"You're lolo is coming over. And he wants you to bring someone." If I sound irritated, he sounded so serious.

"Who's someone are you talking about, Arman?" Napakunot ang noo ko.

"Alam mo naman kung ano ang gusto ng lolo mo, 'di ba? Before he passes to you the mansion and the title of all his properties..."

Huminto siya sa kanyang sinasabi. "What?" Mataas na boses na tanong ko. Ayoko ng binibitin ako lalo pa't kanina pa umiinit ang ulo ko!

"Your fiancee."

What? How could I have a fiancee when I don't even have a girlfriend?

Shit!

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I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, babe.
You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright
Dear future husband
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
Future husband, better love me right.
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