Best Name:

For me the best name is not the actual name, but all the nicknames they get. Rocket Raccoon gets nicknames from so many characters and they are hilarious. They can always bring a smile to my face.
Here they are:

Talking Raccoon.
Rodent.
Ranger Rick.
Hamster.
Trash Panda.
Triangle-faced monkey.
Fox.
Rat.
Crabby Puppy.
Rabbit.
Build-a-Bear.
Ratchet.