To all those who didn't know that I released the character sketch of my new book, 'ira and the two idiots'. Plz check it out. You would get a basic idea. I hope I get good response, just like 30 days, 30 moments.
Just like you all, I will miss this book too.

"Good things fall apart, so that better things can fall together"

Nandini's POV

"I am divorcing you, Nandini" Manik says half hugging me

"We are not even married, you idiot" I say wiping my tears.

Suddenly, two kids start crying

"Look, how this house is like, now" Manik told referring to the hall which looked like, there was a food fight. Bedroom, which had everything upside down......

Few hours before...

I woke up in between Manik and nyonika aunty.
It was nearly 4 in the evening, thats when I remembered nyonika aunty had said she had to go somewhere at four thirty.

"Nyonika aunty" I slowly wake her up.

"What is the time"? She asks stretching her hands and getting up.
"Its already four" I inform making her panicked.

After half an hour Nyonika aunty called us both to the front hall wers everyone was summoned.

"Nandu, mani, I have not yet forgiven you. So,we all are going out, you both will stay here." Nyonika aunty.

What a no punishment yaar, I wish maths teacher was like her.

"But... you both have a job" she interrupted my bomblastic plans.

"You both have to babysit the Mrs. Saloni's twins" she completes,manik everyone chuckle and manik fall on the ground in desperation.

"Whats so bad, we will,handle them" I say confidently.

Soon a cute six, year old identical twins arrived with a middle-aged woman who introduced herself as Saloni.

"Here is the baby bag, all their toys and food and all necessary items are there. Any need, then call me" saloni aunty says.

The bid farewell and fab four along with the cousins gave us best of lucks.

They can't be that.

"Well are you a tad bit excited"? I asked manik who had a scared face.

"Well, look at the positive side. Let me see how you are gonna handle our future kids" manik said naughtily.
"You pervert" I scold hitting him.

"We also love this gamey" the twins screamed jumping up and down.

"What game"? I ask bending down to their level.

"Hitting" they say together and start hitting me and manik.

Damn it, I try to make them stop, which made me getting hit on my face.

What respected children.

Manik was running around the house to escape from the hits of the toddler.

Finally, I managed to grab chocolates from the baby bag and pass it on to them making them stop.

I went towards Manik who was,laying flat,on the kitchen counter.

"Manik" I call out.

"Boyfriend, do you find them cute now" Manik asked sitting on the counter.

"I think I sprained all my muscles" manik continued and started stretching his arms.

"Maybe, they didn't conne ct with us" I say optimistically.

"Wait here" I say walking towards the children who were munching on to their chocolates.

"Hi cuties" I wave at them.

"Hey" they say.

I give a thumbs up to Manik.

"What are your names"?

"I am Tia and this is Mia"the girl in thw right side says.

Not able to make any durther conversations, I opened the baby bag, searching for ways to indulge them in activities, that aren't dangerous to us.

" there are more foods. There is a sandwich, orange, banana, nutella,pastries" I check the bag while placing the foods outside.

I want that double chocolate pastry. Yum. But I can't
"Idea" they both say.

"Let's play food fight" they scream

Just like we say, love is in the air, now food was in the air. There was flying sandwiches and oranges.

Just then a flying double chocolate pastry with vannila glazing and carmel hazel nuts hit my face.

AMAZING!

I hear manik laughing.as I glare at him, he gets hit by a banana.

Yohoooo!

Suddenly the door rings, and the impulsive me, opens the door.

The door reveals the role model everyone would follow for fakeness.

Stacey.

"Hi Manik" she says ignoring me.

"Umm hey" manik said.

"Who is this"? She asks reffering to me.

Well, first shout out to girls like this.

Acting like a pig with no memory aint effim attractive.

A person like that is dumb head.

"This is my girlfriend, Nandini. Remember?" Manik reminds.

"Oh my God. Look at her face. She is so messy. So yesterday was just you in makeup. That was your fake image" Stacey says.

You know she is soo fake, that Barbie dolls would be jealous of her.

Look at her speaking. She calls me fake. Pftt.

Then again, she starts flirting with Manik. She started making fake laughs and made stupid dumb jokes

You better stop you crazy Hyena. If you don't, I will stab you with my Jimmy Choo.

"I don't know what made you date this girl" she huffs looking at me ridiculously.

"STOP. Stop it. You have no right to talk to my girlfriend like that. No right. Now before I loose my temper, I politely request you to leave" manik says angrily.

"You are fighting with me"? She asks, not believing the words let out.

No he is fighting with Afro- monkeys, standing in shimla.

"Yes. Now, please leave" manik says.

"Okay fine" she says angrily after giving me a cliche threatening.

Suddenly she slips on an orange and falls down.

Yup, sge wasn't worth my Jimmy choo.

She walks out blushing due to embarrassment.

"Manik, that was damn cool" I say hugging life out of him.

"What" ? Manik asks

"The way, you got angry on her, for talking bad about me. I thought, you wouldn't say anything because she is your good friend" I say putting my hands around his neck.

"Well, for your information, your loved one has a backbone unlike other guys."

"Acha" I say stroking his face.

He slowly wipes off that chocolate off my face.

"You look like a fully frosted cupcake" he says making me chuckle.

He leans towards me to kiss but gets interrupted by the bickering of two childish voices.

We both turn to find, Tia and Mia fighting for a pillow.

I walk over to the hall, to find the baby bag.

Now what.

"Yes, toys" I say to myself.

I pick a meduim sized teddy bear.

"Who wants to play with a teddy bear"? I ask faking excitement.

"Me me" they both shout from manik and my bedroom which looked like it had survived a cyclone.

"I hand it over to them, making them fight over it.

Well done you nutcase.

They both start crying and finally manage to squeak out "do you have a doll"?

"No" I say faking sadness.

Suddenly they say together "liar".

They point towards my doll.

NO NO NO NO

NO ONE TOUCHES MY TWINKLE TOES!!!

I run towards it and so does the twins.
(Cue slow motion)

Before anyone of us could grab it, Manik grabs my doll.

Hallelujah!

They both cry like hell making me and manik close our ears with our hands.

That dumb head Manik drops Twinkle toes.

Within two minutes, my twinkle Toes is in two pieces.

Manik's POV

"Badi ajeeb se ladki hai yaar. The girl who never fails to smole is crying for her torn teddy bear" I say trying to cheer up a crying Nandini

"Manik, you don't know how precious it was. You gave it to me" she said hugging me.

"You know you are very cute " I say.

"Well, wasn't that random" Nandini says chuckling.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

That the incident which made me promise Nandini a new teddy and Saloni aunty kick our butts.

Yup, life ain't a fairy tale
If you loose a shoe.
Your drunk.