To be honest, just apologize. If I'm ever really, really angry at you, apologies and maybe some chocolate will make me feel better. But really, the average length of one of my grudges is about five minutes, if even that.

That really stinks, from my point of view. I hate that I can't hold a grudge. It means that when I'm angry, really angry, people don't take me seriously. They know that I will forgive them eventually, and they take advantage of that.

One thing I really hate is when people think it's funny to make me angry. Yoda (best friend page for code names) does this occasionally, which is a reason he's one of the few people I've ever really had a serious fight with. And even then, the longest I've ever fought with him is like three days or something.

But I can't help it. Inevitably I will start to think, What if I died tomorrow? What if they did? What if "I hate you" or "Your face looks like dog poop" was the last thing I ever said to them? And time and time again, I will stop being angry, because I always value my friends over my anger. And I end up in the same place as I started.

But in the long run, I guess that's for the best. After all, anger just takes up time and energy that could be spent on being happy. And I like being happy, generally. So if I'm ever angry at you, (not like, grr, stop making short jokes at me, angry, but really angry), all you really have to do is say sorry. (and remember, Hershey kisses never hurt either).