Goths pov

I stood in front of the whole school and they were all distracted. Wow.

"And then I said- that's not a camel, that's my wife" I said into the microphone and the few kids that were listening laughed which grabbed everyone's attention. "Why am I even here" I murmured inaudible for anyone to hear. "Okay so to start off with- greet all the students that will be joining us next year" I read from the piece of paper. I looked into the crowd- "I'm not gonna make you stand- that's just embarrassing."

I looked down at the piece of paper I was given and laughed.

"Oh my gosh! Your old principal literally just point down -'thank you all seniors for attending school' that's not even an actual speech" I laughed. "Okay here's the tea-" I said as I threw that piece of paper somewhere "all classes are canceled today because I'm changing the curriculum- that means seniors- any exam you have done are useless, I'm making new ones because what's on the ones you were meant to do today is shit- it's not gonna help you in life" I said.

"So if anyone wants to leave- you may but if you want to study our chill and eat the library's open and pretty much everything else- I'll be ordering lunch for anyone who wants it" I stated.

"And have a wonderful day" I said as I was about to leave.
"You can't even do parades right" someone yelled from the crowd- PJ.

I walked back up to the mic- "at least people actually listen to me, pj" and that made everyone laugh. "Hey, that's not nice"
"Your face isn't nice" I retaliated.
"Okay, That was uncalled for" pj stated now standing up on his seat.
"Your face is uncalled for"

OooooooOoooHhhhhhHh erupted from the crowd.
"Okay fight me" he stated.
"With pleasure" I said as I stomped my foot which summoned a portal. I fell through and landed behind pj.

"Boo!" I said in his ear and he screamed like a girl. Everyone around us howled with laughter- this is gonna be a good day...

Time skip

"Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!!" I heard from the cafeteria. I walked into there and saw a group of kids- including Cil. I think I also see a camera

"Imma skinny bitch but I still take
SAUSAGE!!" One of them day.

"I gotta fat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!" Another Sung"
"I gotta flat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!" As the group rotated in singing.
"Wake up in the morning gotta eat that
SAUSAGE!!" They spoke as I joined there circle"

"Imma red head but I still take
SAUSAGE!!" gray said
"Imma gay nigga but I still take
SAUSAGE!!" Cil in reply.
"White girl, swag girl take your mans
SAUSAGE!!" Xahji said.
"UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH
SAUSAGE!!" The girl said in an almost panic- shit one next.
"Im white and I'm thick but you know I eat
SAUSAGE!!" I said as I looked to my right.
"Yeah, I read books but they all about
SAUSAGE!!"" Swifty added.

The group laughed.
"I like girls can I still take sausage" cray say as she walked by.

"You know that?" Gray asked.
"My friends practically invented it- you act like I'm old" I said back.
"I mean have to break it to ya-" Cil said but got cut off by cray. "You can't say that" the group laughed. "So... prom is coming up, can come!?" Cil questioned.
"Yeah, it would be so fun- I'll even make you a dress" gray said.
"No, I didn't even go to my own prom- besides I've got sleep to catch up on" i said.

"Please! Palette will be there" Cil nudged. "That only works on palette" I replied. "C'mon it will be fun- cousins going to prom together" gray replied with. "I'll think about it- only because I've got work that needs to be done" I said.

"Okay, bye!"
"Bye!" I replied.

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This book should be finished soon- give me 4 chapters and it should maybe be finished

Sorry this chapter is short and boring- next one will be better.
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