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Edit what shit was I on???????
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Anygays my friends removed me from the group chat for spamming it with meme so now you guys can suffer
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love minions. i LOVE and NEED (KING) Bob The Minion. I want (KING) Bob The Minion to step on my face with his juicy yellow feet 🦶. I want him to smother me with his lovely and yummy minion big toe, dipping and inserting it in my mouth repeatedly, like a McNugget in a miniature packet of ketchup... i also constantly fantasize about Bob lubing up the sole of his left foot with his mouth, drenching and suckling on it, like an enthusiastic 12 year old boy sucking on his mommy's milk cannons... . Just the thought of being within 6 feet of Bob makes me aroused, as he slowly, yet violently, slides a banana in & out repeatedly, getting faster every time... Then, he would eventually choke on the banana and DIE, all while I watch him from a distance, with my WeeWee as stiff as a cheese board. I then drag his body to my Hatsune Miku shrine-room, shutting the door and locking it as I proceed to do unspeakable things to his feet... I could only imagine the sensation... 🦶🤤👅. King Bob is love, King Bob is life.
Saw👁 this💩👈 boy👶 at🍆 the👏💿 mall🕍 last🕐 week,💆🏽 got👍 the😣👏 kinda😡 look👀👀😇 to😘 make😩🖕 me😎🚝 freak.😫 That🍾🏃🏼 long💇🍆 ass😂🙊🤐 hair😭 with👌👀👏 the🅱👏 tightest jeans,👖👖 my👨👨 chemical romance❤ on➡👌 his👏👏😬 tee. He👮👑 looked👀👀 so❔ sick🤒 like😡 he👨😷 was💂🏻👏 dyin' if🎵⚖👏 Iℹ said💬🗯❄ he👨😘 wasn't👏❌ hot😅😅🔥 then➡ I'd🙏👅 be☃💯🐝 lyin'😬 please😄 handsome💁😍👀 don't🚫 be👄 coy, c'mon👐👐 fuck🙅🏽😌 me😭🔫 emo🅱 boy👶🔝💀
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don't know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩❤️💋👩 said 🗣 it's my fault 😢 it's my fault 🤦🏻♂️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 i think it's best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice 🧊
Father 👨🎅 of lies 😤
Cum 💦 in disguise 🎭❌
Your 👉 cum 💦💧 wont 🚫 last ♿
Theres ✔ a snake 🐍 in my ass 🍑
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The cum 🍆💦 fathers 👨 secret 🤐 stash 🌰
Cum 🍍💦 stomp ❗😂 me flat 🕳
I'm 👌 going 🏃 to fuck 🥴👉👌 your 👉 dad 👨
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Cumming 💦😩 high 🔝⬆ into the morning 🌞 sky ☁
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ERROR! True crewmates are irreplaceable! I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other crewmates who complete their tasks or never get medbay cleared again. If you get 0 Back: no tasks for you. 3 back: you're sus. 5 back: you're a crewmate. 10+ back: you will never be ejected again.
Ok ✋ 19 dollar 💸🤑 Fortnite 😎💯 card 💳🔥 Who wants it? 👀😏 And yes, 😳😲 I'm giving it away... 😈🤝😲 Remember... 🥶🤔 🗣️ share 🗣️ share 🗣️ share! 🗣️ And trolls... 😐✌️😤 Don't get blocked! 🤷♂️🤦♂️😏😈
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Ayo Sneako shut the fuck up cause now I'm really about to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I'm about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like "UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR". Don't matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I'm about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn't invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy.
Happy International Women's Day 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ bitchezz!!👛💄 It is time 🕑 to celebrate 🎉🎊all the bad bitches💃out there! In the 🗓early 1900s🗓 some shawties💁♀️wanted to pop🍾their pussy💦at the polls🗳and achieved 😩Women's Suffrage😩which sounds bad🙅♀️but is actually good👍and now we celebrate🥳women👯♀️every year! Let's continue to 💦FILL💦that wage gap 🆙 and make those 😡sexist😡skanks😡 afraid😳😰today! ☝️Even though we celebrate🍾today, a bunch of weirdos🥴 want to eliminate😱 abortion rights⚖️👩⚖️ for the girlies everywhere🌎 with no exceptions😳, BUT "A challenged world is an alert world," and from challenge 😩💦CUMS💦😩 change so let's choose to challenge💪. IWD's theme this year is "Inspire Inclusion" so send this to 5️⃣ shawties you'd topple💥the male-dominated power structure with.🙆♀️
⏰⏰🔊WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE‼️‼️😴💤 It's TIME⌚for the GAPE 🕳️ of the Union👬🇺🇸 and KUMALA'S 👮🏿♀️💦 mad😡 cause 👴🏻Uncle Joe👴🏻 took ALL her uppers🫠💊🍭😝 EVERYONE'S watching:👀👀 BITCH McConnell👴🏻🐢 FUCK Schumer👴🏻🤓HaCREAM Jeffries🧑🏿🦲💦and Mike and his JOHNSON👨🏻🦳⛪...RepubliCUNTS🐘 and DEMONcrats👹 alike are🚶🚶lining up🪑to see Biden FLASH 💃his POTUSSY🦅like it's visiting day at the senior center👴🏻👵🏻🏥 Inflation's🎈making ALL our bills📄📃 get bigger😵... fatter🫨... and longer💸💳 and Aunt Karen👵🏻 is getting NOSTALGIC💖💘for when Donald🍊🧑🏼💼🗽wanted to GRAB HER PUSSY🫴🙀🤟... Can Joe REVITALIZE his BASE⁉️😮💨 make his BIG TENT⛺😗even BIGGER⁉️🎪🥵😫and make HISTORY👩🏻🏫as the SECOND✌️ Catholic✝️👼to DIE IN OFFICE⁉️⁉️⁉️🪦⚰️😥 (RIP🙏🙏JFK🤵♂️💃🤯) FIND OUT IN NOVEMBER!! 🦃🤡🧐
🚨🔥🚨TODAY🗣️💢 is a 🌠🪩VERY SPECIAL👊🎉 day📆 my🫶 JUICY🌊🤭 JIGGLY💀😩 GIGOLOS👯👙👠‼️‼️ The 🥠CUNTh🍪🤑 of 🥶FUCKuary🥶 has been STUFFED🌭🫨🫄 with an 🍑ASSditional 2️⃣4️⃣ hours🕰️ of TAINT👁️🫦👁️ TICKLING🤗🙊 TITillations!!💏🧠🗣️ The Leap Day™️ was ⬇️conceived👣😈 in 4️⃣6️⃣ B(uss)C📜 by 🏛️🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️IUS🍒 🤴🏼CAESAR🔝🍕 and had its 😵💫GUTS💣🤯🍑 REARRANGED👐🦴🙇♂️ in 1️⃣5️⃣8️⃣2️⃣🗡️ by POOP💩 GreGOOry🥛🛐 the ⛪️THOTeenth's 🍡🍢POGO STICK🍒🥖💦💦 So on this💯 February 6️⃣9️⃣TH♋️📆 let's🔊 get 🥵😤🐇HOPPING MAD🐇👹 and FUCK👉👌😈 like 🥕RABBITS🐰🐰💕💦❗️ LEAP DAY🤸 may only CUM👀 🔄once🔄 every 4️⃣ years🌞🌎🌙 but you🫵🏻 FROT-hungry🤤🍆🍌🥵 FROGGIES🐸🤭 will be🌺 CUMMING💦👅 once👆🏻 every 4️⃣ seconds‼️❗️ 💌Send💋📫 this🎁 to 2️⃣9️⃣ of your 🌈CREAMIEST👀 💘CUNTIEST😽💅 kangaroos🦘 If you🙏🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, ❌NOBODY🚫🙅♂️ will be 🏄♀️BOINGING🤹♀️🎯 on your 🐍BUNGEE CORD🧠🐍 for the 🌚NEXT 4️⃣ years🔒🤮👎‼️ If you😇 get 7️⃣🔙, you 👨🌾get to 🍗GOBBLE🦃 DOWN🫣 2️⃣9️⃣ 💊LOADS🍾🫗😳 of 🧽😱SPONGY💧SPLOOGE🤪⚠️🤤‼️ If you🙋♀️ get 1️⃣4️⃣➕🔙🏅, ZADDY🔞 TIME🧙♂️🍆⏰ will 🆘SPRING🏇🏼 his ♨️THROBBING🫣 JACK🧹🔫-in-your-🐈🍑BOX🥴🍆💦🍩😱🫃‼️‼️
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