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"ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ

ɴᴏ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ

ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ

ɴᴏ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ"

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(Y/N) stands tall, towering over the heads of even the biggest men in the crowded market. Her ( Hair Color ) hair flutters in the breeze, falling past her shoulders in waves. Dressed in her fine, blue evening gown, she attracts several looks from the passing crowds.

As she takes in the hustle and bustle of the streets, she notices a duo of young adults gathered around something on the wall. Drawing closer, she sees the plentiful amount of wanted posters on the wall, each with all different types of people looking menacing in their ways. She reaches out and holds a picture of a clown, smiling at the strange poster.

"What an interesting fellow." She snickers, attracting the attention of the two boys beside her.

A boy with pink locks and round glasses perked up once his eyes met her figure, and he immediately stood up straighter. "R-Right... It's terrible."

"Yeah, yeah- I know, right?" The other boy with a straw hat walked closer to the littered wall, still completely unaware of (Y/N)'s presence. "Where's my face??"

The woman laughed at the boy's comment causing him to turn around and stare at her as she began to speak. "My, that is a very unique way of looking at it, boy."

"Yeah," the pink-haired boy laughed as the other boy continued to stare up at her.

"Lady-" The straw hat boy started earning a hum from (Y/N) in acknowledgment.

"- why are you so big??"

The pink-haired boy gasped and raised his hand, delivering a harsh slap to the other boy's arm. The boy in question winced loudly and whined dramatically which caused (Y/N) to laugh at their antics.

"I'm so sorry, ma'am..." Pinky huffed out apologetically as he looked up at the woman with a frown.

(Y/N) smiles and pats his head. Once she moved her hand away, the boy placed his hands in the same spot where her touch lingered as a small, goofy smile made its way onto his face. "I quite alright, hon. I actually came over here to ask if you boys know a place to eat around here. I'm a tad bit hungry."

"Oh!" The straw hat boy perked up. "We were just heading to a place now! C'mon, Koby!" The boy walked off with the hopes that they'd follow, unaware of how distracted they both were at the moment. The pink-haired boy, apparently named Koby, stared at a poster of a woman on the wall in complete fear. (Y/N)'s eyes were coated in worry as she placed a hand on the boy's shoulder and stood by his side. He flinched at the sudden touch- but calmed down once he realised it was the hand of the kind woman they had just met.

(Y/N) looked at Koby out of the corner of her eye before grabbing the Wanted poster and tearing it into shreds. Koby's eyes widened at her sudden action. As she walked away to follow the other boy, he felt a weight lifted off of his back as he stared down the destroyed poster in her hands.

She tossed the paper out as Koby trotted up to her. Her sleeve, on the same arm that once held the paper, tugged causing her to look down in confusion. There gipping her sleeve softy was a shy Koby who looked anywhere else but her.

"S-Sorry..." He slowly let go of her arm and looked at the ground. (Y/N) chuckled and intertwined their arms causing Koby to look up at her in shock and awe. "It's just fine, hon. Now let's catch up to your other friend!" Koby nodded and walked beside her with a beaming smile.

"Also, his name is Luffy- I'm surprised he didn't say that earlier."

"He does seem like that type of boy."

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(Y/N) takes in everything around her with a keen eye. She notices the details of how the various tables and chairs are placed, the position and design of lighting, the way sounds bounce off of surfaces, and the different ways in which people interact with each other and their environment. She takes in all of the different smells and scents and how they interact with each other and takes a moment to consider the stories of the various people around her as she surveys them with her eyes, taking in their facial expressions and body language.

'My first bar,' Her mind wanders in awe. 'I've heard so many stories about them... Didn't Mario own a bar?'

The woman was so lost in her thoughts that she didn't even notice the little girl standing in front of her. It wasn't until the girl nudged her dress with a plate she was holding did (Y/N) see the small, curly-haired girl grinning up at her innocently.

"Aw! Hello, Darling! What is it you're holding?" She crouched down a little bit, happy her attention was making the small child happy.

"Rice balls!" The girl cheerfully chirped.

"Yummy!" (Y/N) had never tried such a thing before. She made sure to make a mental note of the new food. Her head tilted a bit at the brown substance that the food was sloppily covered in. "What's it covered in?"

"Chocolate! Do you wanna try?" The little girl shyly held the plate closer to (Y/N)'s face, hoping the woman wouldn't decline like other patrons rudely did before. Her face, however, brightened when the tall woman nodded kindly, took one off the plate, and plopped it in her mouth.

Humming in satisfaction, (Y/N) placed two hands on each cheek and closed her eyes to enjoy the flavor even more. "How unique! I love them!" She happily stated, making the girl's smile grow wider in appreciation. "Thank you, ma'am!"

"Of course! Have you given anyone else some?" The girl was slightly taken aback by the question and looked around in slight shame. "Yeah... They didn't like it that much..."

(Y/N) frowned in pity, her head whipping around the bar to find someone who seemed kind enough to warm the little girl's culinary heart. Her ( Eye Color ) eyes landed on a man standing at the bar with a drink in his hand. Aside from his green hair, his muscular figure and three large katanas strapped to his hip made him a bright highlighter compared to the others throughout the drinking establishment.

'I can sense a hidden kindness in him- perhaps he can push aside his tough demeanor to make this child happy.' With a kind but mischievous smile, (Y/N) leaned closer to the girl and pointed a finger at the large man at the counter. "Go share your food with him! I'm sure he'll love it!" She whispered to the girl in secrecy.

"Really??" Despite not understanding, the girl whispered back, her little eyes flicking between the tall, scary man and the taller, kind woman. "Most definitely. Go on! Let him try it!" Her eyes flick to the head in a bag next to his very hot and grabable arm- I mean shit *arm *arm nothing else I said nothing else. "And sneak up on him too! You'll be the scariest thing he's ever seen!" (Y/N) raised her hands to imitate a ghost earning an adorable giggle from the girl just before she ran off with newfound confidence in her cooking skills.

'What a kind child,' (Y/N) sighed with a smile- which grew immensely when she saw the child doing exactly what she had asked her to. She got one last look at the man's softening face before turning back to the boys at her table.

The woman let out a loud gasp at the amount of food pilling up on the table and she could barely see Koby nodding at her reaction from the corner of her eye. "Oh my," Was all she could push out of her mouth.

Luffy looked up from his plate, face shoved with different food, and smiled at the lady innocently. "Want some bread, tall lady?" He huffed out despite his mouth still being filled with food. "Luffy!" Koby smacked his shoulder from across the table which was briefly ignored by the other, who was too busy trying to pick out the best loaf to give her.

"Sure!" (Y/N) gently took the loaf out of Luffy's hand and took slow and careful bites. Soon, those careful bites turned into full-on devouring as her stomach began to realise how hungry she actually was. 'Stars, when was the last time I've eaten something?? ... Do I even need to eat..?' (Y/N) froze in thought before shrugging her shoulders and finishing the loaf.

(Y/N) was in the middle of eating her third loaf of bread (while rubbing circles around Koby's hand I must add) when, suddenly, the sound of a plate shattering on the floor grabbed everyone's attention. Everyone in the bar stops and freezes, silent for a moment, as the sound echoes through the building and is followed by a sudden and complete silence. (Y/N) remains perfectly still, looking at the scene with her sharp eyes.

It was the girl, looking down at her feet as rising fear filled her small throat. In front of her was a young man who was looking down at her in complete anger and disgust. "You stupid, stupid girl!" He sneered at her with malice causing the girl to scrunch up and shake slightly in horror.

Face scrunched up in anger, (Y/N) sat up straighter and huffed in irritation. The thought of anybody treating such an innocent being like this was vulgar- even to the point that a pit formed at the bottom of her stomach from the pure sickness she felt.

Just as she was about to stand up along with the quiet Luffy across from her, a raspy voice broke from the thick, silent air; hitching (Y/N) in her spot. "You dropped my food."

'Oh... Oh my,' The woman quickly sat back down in her seat and put her hands gently in her lap. 'I think he's got this. I'll just sit here and watch.'

Her eyes gaze back up at the man only to see him pick up some food off of the floor and eat it. "Delicious." The girl behind him smiled brightly causing (Y/N) to smile as well. 'I knew he was kind.'

Beside her, Koby shuffled and gripped onto her sleeve again; anxiety building up due to the rising tension. "Are you alright, hon?" (Y/N) turned her head slightly, not taking her eyes off of the potential fight. "Y-Yeah... I'm just a little-" "Anxious?" Koby nodded as she finished his sentence with an empathetic frown. Just as she was about to reassure the boy, crashing and fighting suddenly raged behind her.

She turned her head quickly to watch as the muscular man knocked away the annoying blonde before expertly fighting the rest of the uniformed men who attempted to fight him in the bar. She rested her hand on her chest as the other one rested on Koby's head; who was hiding his head on her lap.

A whooshing sound echoes in her ear with a sharp shine. (Y/N) flicked her eyes to her left, watching a sword get harshly kicked out of a uniformed man's hands and fly toward the seated group-- or more specifically, Luffy.

Without missing a beat, she quickly summons her wand and aims to shoot the sword out of harm's way. The sword changes its direction mid-air, moving away from her new friend and away from any danger. Luffy looks over at her, surprised and impressed by the quick and accurate action. (Y/N) gives him a brief nod as a sign of reassurance and continues to watch the interesting bar fight.

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As soon as the fight ended, (Y/N) slipped her MP3 out of her bag and placed it gently on Koby's head. Once she turned on the MP3, the boy froze like a deer in headlights, completely confused as to what machine she had just placed on his head.

She slipped behind the counter and into the kitchen, eyes focused on the guilty, weeping girl, "Wha- Hey! You can't be back here!" and completely ignoring the confused and concerned mother standing beside her.

With a small grunt, (Y/N) squatted in front of the girl; her gentle smile never leaving her face as she gingerly wiped the tears from the girl's cheeks. "Are you okay, love?"

The little girl nodded with a hum, her voice cracking as she did so. "M-Mhm... Is that guy okay?"

"The green-haired man?" (Y/N) tilted her head, just noticing that she had never checked to see if the man made it out with no scratches. "Well, I'm sure he's just fine." The woman smiled with a shrug. She had no doubts that he was fine-- in fact, she completely respected him. Sticking up for the girl like that was very honorable and she honestly couldn't wait to see him again to give her greatest thanks.

"I appreciate you comforting my daughter-" The mother stands closer to the girl, having mixed feelings about the taller woman. "- but why exactly are you back here??"

(Y/N) snapped her head to the mother with a small, "Ah!" She places her hands on the shoulders of the small girl and uses her brightest smile in hopes the child will reflect it. "I was hoping I could take some of her lovely rice balls for the road?"

The child's face flashes with complete surprise and shock before it morphs into a bright accomplished grin. "Yeah! Yeah, I'll make them right now!"

Happier than ever, the curly-haired girl runs off farther into the kitchen, her giggles echoing through the back of the establishment. (Y/N) sat up with a smile of her own as the mother turned to her in appreciation. "Do you actually like Rika's food?? Or are you just doing this to make her feel better?" The mother questioned with a slightly stern gaze-- a gaze that didn't affect (Y/N) in the slightest.

"To be honest, ma'am, those rice balls just may be my favorite food!" (Y/N) was quick to answer which caught the mother off guard. "Well, -" The woman started. "- that's exactly what I was hoping you'd say."

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"How'd you do that?? Are you a witch?? Did you eat a Devil's Fruit?? Oh! Was it a Witch-Witch Fruit!?"

Not even five seconds out of the door, the woman was surrounded by Luffy and his awe-filled questions.

"Woah! How'd I do what?" (Y/N) tried to calm the boy the best she could despite not knowing what the fuck he was on about- wait shit (Y/N) doesn't cuse fuck fuck I'm a disappointment.

"That BOOM thing that made that sword go SWOSH!"

"Boom?... Oh! My powers, you mean?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Luffy shook her arms in excitement causing the woman to laugh at his endless energy.

"Y'know,-" Adjusting his straw hat, Luffy placed his hands down on his hips as curiosity began to grow inside of the woman towering over him. "- you're pretty powerful. My crew could use someone as powerful as you."

"Well, I hope you find them, Luffy dear!"

And with that, she walked off; leaving a confused and stuttering Luffy to just stand there.

(Y/N) approached Koby, who was still stuck in place listening to music. Chuckling, she removed the connected headphones from his ears and paused the music. "U-Uh." Koby stuttered awake and looked over at the laughing woman as she looked at her MP3 to see what he was listening to.

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Ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔｌｙ Ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ：

ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴀʟ ɪɴꜱᴀɴɪᴛʏ

ʙʏ ᴊᴀᴍɪʀᴏQᴜᴀɪ

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"Nice song choice!"

"... I... What was that..?"

"Futures made of virtual insanity, now!"

"What-??"

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Chapter 3 - The Theif and Her Assistant - Coming Soon

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Deadass, the little girl in the show looked exactly like the author when she was younger.

This was made during his third period. Yes, instead of doing pre-cal, the author wrote fanfiction.

Originally, (Y/N) was going to join the fight along with Zoro and kick absolute ass, but the author decided she seemed to be too much of Mary Sue. Just the thought of it makes him gag.

↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

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Second chapter is-a done!

I'm just gonna pop out chapters like a prostitute pops birth control.

One of the main love interests was introduced! Yay! The relationship between you two will be like a Black Cat boyfriend and Otter girlfriend.

Oh also this is a poly btw

Anywho-

I hope you have a fabulous day or night!

food water.

Drink Eat.

And I'll see you hopefully tomorrow!

Bye!

- S t a r

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"ᴠᴇᴍ, ᴠᴇᴍ ʙʀɪʟʜᴀʀ ᴍᴀɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀ ᴜᴍᴀ ᴇꜱᴛʀᴇʟᴀ ꜱᴏʙʀᴇ ᴏ ꜱᴏʟ

ᴇꜱᴛʀᴇʟᴀʀ ᴍᴀɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀ ᴍᴀɪꜱ ʙʀɪʟʜᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴅᴏ Qᴜᴇ ᴏ"

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✦Songs✦

Money by The Drums

Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai

Nintendo69 (Estrelar) by A k i n a