5/9/17

#MeowMonday -- photos of my fur babies

*in Yellin voice from the Princess Bride* "I have no fur babies."

that was actually the single most witty thing past me has said in this book, and par for the course it wasn't even me

Okay, okay. I have 'em. Just no live ones.

*some time later*

Unfortunately, most of them are scattered to the far corners of the house by now, and the picture I was looking for has removed itself from my accessibility. I'll tell you about them instead.

Lassie is a white collie with golden-flecked eyes and shaggy fur that I used to love to brush out. I named her after Lassie-Come-Home in Eric Knight's story. I had a deep affection for her, and she was the prettiest, most darling stuffed dog ever.

Jack is possibly my oldest stuffed animal. I named him after Jack in the Little House books. He was black, a lot of thin black hairs covering his body, with unrealistic red undersides of his floppy ears and paws, red dots around his muzzle, and a very red fuzzy tongue. His eyes were big, black, and shiny. While he wasn't a problem during the day, at night, under my sister's bed, he became a monster. His eyes would glint out at me in the light from the open door, his black hairs create a suggestive outline against the blackness under the bed, and I was TERRIFIED. I must have had a parent drag him out and hide him in the closet, for I am sure I could never have done it myself.

Jack is currently my security toy at night so I can go to sleep, he's v big and nice to cuddle

Pet is a little lamb, all white and new without much of a heavy fleece yet. She was too tiny to cuddle very well, but I loved cuddling her all the same.

Peter is my toucan. He always seemed to have a mildly "smart" personality, a bit sassy and sometimes rude to my other stuffed animals. Then I would have to spank him.

Those are all I can remember at the moment... hope it was not a bore to read!

no this was definitely the most entertaining chapter so far

4/30/21

behold, I have the power of the camera

Jack is the only OG fur bby currently on my bed

Enjoy

this fur baby may not be mine but she dwells in my dwelling and she owns my heart

Enjoy as well