Snow in Hell was rare but a blizzard in Hell? Now that was even rarer. One night, a sudden blizzard hit in Hell. The wind whipped at the windows, and huge flurries fell from the clouds, covering the streets and buildings in white powder. Sinners and demons all over Pentagram were ordered to find shelter from the cold bitter blizzard. Some would dare to travel home in this freezing wasteland, but that only ended up with them being frozen in place or trapped in their cars on the icy roads. Or some would find the closest building and take shelter there; even at the Hazbin Hotel.

Just outside the city, in the home of Sir Pentious, he was looking out the window seeing the storm coming down, drinking his cup of tea. He knew that Arackniss had to go home to his father but this storm was getting worse and worse every passing second. He was going to convince Arackniss to stay until the storm passed. Pentious had just walked into the living room when he saw Arackniss grabbing his coat and hat. "Nissy? Where are you going?" Pentious asked, concerned.

"Home." Arackniss answered, "Pops is gonna ask questions if I'm not home."

"Niss, look outside. It's freezing out there! Please Nissy, just stay for the night." Pentious begged.

"Penn, I have to go. I'll be back tomorrow." Arackniss stated.

But just as Arackniss was about to walk out into the white blanket of death, he felt his boyfriend grab his arm, pleading with him to stay. Arackniss then turned around to face his boyfriend.

Arackniss:

I really can't stay

Pentious:

Baby, it's cold outside

Arackniss managed to slip out of Pentious's hand.

Arackniss:

I gotta go away

Pentious:

Baby, it's cold outside

Arackniss:

This evening has been

Pentious:

Been hoping that you'd drop in

Pentious then grabbed hold of Arackniss's hands, feeling how cold they were.

Arackniss:

So very nice

Pentious:

I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

Pentious then took Arackniss into his arms and the two of them started to waltz.

Arackniss:

My father will start to worry

Pentious:

Beautiful, what's your hurry?

Arackniss:

He will be pacing the floor

Pentious:

Listen to that fireplace roar

Arackniss tried to pull away from Pentious to run out of the house. Well, Pentious's grip was stronger and then he twirled Arackniss around and he landed on the couch.

Arackniss:

So really I'd better scurry

Pentious:

Beautiful, please don't hurry

Two glasses that were half full on the table lay there. One was Pentious's tea and the other one was Arackniss's Wild Peguses.

Arackniss:

But maybe just half a drink more

Pentious:

I'll put some records on while I pour

Arackniss:

The neighbors might think

Pentious:

Baby, it's bad out there

Arackniss took a sip of his drink but the taste was a little off.

Arackniss:

Say what's in this drink?

Pentious:

No cabs to be had out there

Arackniss:

I wish I knew how

Pentious sat down closer to Arackniss and then wrapped his tail around Arackniss's body.

Pentious:

Your eyes are like starlight now

Arackniss:

To break this spell

Pentious took Arackniss's hat off his head and then ran his fingers through Arackniss's hair.

Pentious:

I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

Arackniss wanted to be mad but he liked it when Pentious was being so sweet to him.

Arackniss:

I ought to say no, no, no, sir

Pentious:

Mind if I move in closer?

Arackniss:

At least I'm gonna say that I tried

Pentious:

What's the sense of hurting my pride?

Arackniss:

I really can't stay

Pentious:

Baby, don't hold out

Both:

Baby, it's cold outside

"Pen, come on. I gotta leave." Arackniss stated, squirming out of Pentious's tail.

"Not happening my dear Nissy," Pentious said.

Arackniss got up from the couch.

Arackniss:

I simply must go

Pentious:

Baby, it's cold outside

Arackniss:

The answer is "No"

Pentious:

But, baby, it's cold outside

(come on)

Arackniss:

The welcome has been

Pentious:

How lucky that you dropped in

Arackniss:

So nice and warm

Pentious pointed at the window and the storm was still going on.

Pentious:

Look out the window at that storm

Arackniss:

My sister will be suspicious

Pentious traced his finger on Arackniss's lips in a flirty way.

Pentious:

Gosh, your lips look delicious

Arackniss:

My brother will be there at the door

Pentious:

Waves upon a tropical shore

Arackniss:

My maiden aunt's mind is vicious

Pentious:

Gosh, your lips are delicious

Arackniss pressed his finger on his boyfriend's lips to make him blush up a storm.

Arackniss:

But maybe just a cigarette more

Pentious:

Never such a blizzard before

Arackniss looked at the clock and saw how late it was.

Arackniss:

I gotta get home

Pentious:

Baby, you'll freeze out there

Arackniss:

Say, lend me your coat

Pentious:

It's up to your knees out there

Arackniss:

You've really been grand

Pentious:

I feel when I touch your hand

Arackniss:

But don't you see

Pentious:

How can you do this thing to me?

Arackniss playfully rolled his eyes at Pentious being a drama king.

Arackniss:

There's bound to be talk tomorrow

Pentious:

Think of my life-long sorrow

Arackniss

At least there will be plenty implied

Pentious:

If you got pneumonia and died

Arackniss:

I really can't stay

Pentious:

Get over that hold-out

Both:

Baby, it's cold

Baby, it's cold outside

Well, Arackniss gave in to his boyfriend's request and agreed to stay with him until the storm passed. They curled up on the couch and shared a romantic kiss.