Feel free to sing along to the Twelve Days of Hellmas. And this is what it would be as a music video.

All:

On the first day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Charlie: (Standing on the hotel steps, smiling with her arms wide.)

A hotel for redemption!

(The Hazbin Hotel sign lights up, snow falling around it.)

All:

On the second day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Vaggie: (Spreading her new angelic wings, glowing with a soft light.)

A brand-new pair of wings!

(She poses proudly, flapping them.)

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All

On the third day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Husk: (Grumpily sitting at the bar with three whiskey bottles.)

Three bottles of whiskey!

(He downs a shot, groaning, "Merry fucking Hellmas.")

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the fourth day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Alastor: (Grinning in his vintage attire, holding an old microphone.)

Four eerie broadcasts!

(His sinister laughter echoes as glowing radio waves pulse through Pentagram City.)

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the fifth day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Lucifer: (Lounging on his throne with a golden staff)

Five backflipping rubber ducks

(The ducks backflip in perfect unison as Lucifer gestures grandly with a smirk.)

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the sixth day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Angel Dust: (Leaning back on a lounge chair, waving a handful of mistletoe above him.)

Six flirty kisses!

(He blows exaggerated kisses towards the screen.)

Lucifer:

Five backflipping rubber ducks

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the seventh day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Niffty: (Zipping through the scene with her cleaning tools.)

Seven cleaning sprees!

(She polishes and vacuums with lightning speed, leaving everything spotless and shiny.)

Angel:

Six flirty kisses!

Lucifer:

Five backflipping rubber ducks

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the eighth day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Moxxie: (Performing onstage in a tuxedo, holding opera tickets.)

Eight opera tickets!

(He sings dramatically, hitting a high note as confetti rains down.)

Niffty:

Seven cleaning sprees!

Angel:

Six flirty kisses!

Lucifer:

Five backflipping rubber ducks!

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the ninth day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Millie: (Swinging a giant battle axe with joy.)

Nine blades a-swinging!

(She takes down fake enemies with ease, ending with a triumphant pose.)

Moxxie:

Eight opera tickets!

Niffty:

Seven cleaning sprees!

Angel:

Six flirty kisses!

Lucifer:

Five backflipping rubber ducks!

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the tenth day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Fizzarolli: (Performing acrobatic flips while juggling brightly colored juggling pins.)

Ten clowning tricks!

(He spins, throws, and catches them effortlessly while cackling loudly.)

Millie:

Nine blades a-swinging!

Moxxie:

Eight opera tickets!

Niffty:

Seven cleaning sprees!

Angel:

Six flirty kisses!

Lucifer:

Five backflipping rubber ducks!

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the eleventh day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Stolas: (looking at the stars with Octavia through the portal.)

Eleven stars aligning!

(The constellations above shift to form images of owls and imps dancing together.)

Fizzarolli:

Ten clowning tricks!

Millie:

Nine blades a-swinging!

Moxxie:

Eight opera tickets!

Niffty:

Seven cleaning sprees!

Angel:

Six flirty kisses!

Lucifer:

Five backflipping rubber ducks!

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

All:

On the twelfth day of Hellmas, my true love gave to me...

Blitz: (Galloping dramatically on his carousel horse.)

Twelve horses neighing!

(He rears back on the horse as it neighs loudly, Blitz yelling, "I'm majestic as Hell!" Loona rolled her eyes)

Stolas:

Eleven stars aligning!

Fizzarolli:

Ten clowning tricks!

Millie:

Nine blades a-swinging!

Moxxie:

Eight opera tickets!

Niffty:

Seven cleaning sprees!

Angel:

Six flirty kisses!

Lucifer:

Five backflipping rubber ducks!

Alastor:

Four eerie broadcasts!

Husk:

Three bottles of whiskey!

Vaggie:

A brand-new pair of wings!

Charlie:

And a hotel for redemption!

The cast gathers around the glowing tree, singing the final note together as snow falls.

All:

And a hotel for redemption!

The camera pans up to the constellations forming the words:

"Happy Hellmas!"

The whole group laughs at their chaotic, over-the-top rendition of the classic Christmas song, each of them proud of their contributions to the madness. Charlie tries to wrap it up with a smile, "And that, my friends, is how you celebrate Hellmas!"

Blitz, grinning widely, raises a glass, "Hell yeah! Let's blow up some more stuff!"