Pinkie: Hoof-fighting action overload! She was like a stunt superstar, flying higher and higher, and then Rainbow Dash swooped down, Swoosh! — And right before she hit the ground, Shoom!— She pulled up! Vroom! Twilight: *Not paying attention*

 Uh-huh. 

Damian: Okay, what happened next? 

She's been speaking for 2 and a half hours! 

Pinkie: And then she looped around and around, like Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo- 

Damian: OKAY!!! We get it, many whoo's!

 Please keep going.

Pinkie and Damian then hear the sound of air rushing, and they see Rainbow Dash flying nearby. Pinkie then chased after her. 

Twilight: Whew! Damian: Holy Moly! 

For a second there I thought I wouldn't stop hearing he- 

Damian didn't Get To finish his sentence cause Pinkie suddenly came back, grabbed him and started dragging him. Pinkie: Come on Damian! Rainbow's right there! 

Damian: SHIIIIIIIIIII-!!!

Twilight: Language! 

We see Rainbow flying, and then get startled by the sound of Pinkie's voice. 

Pinkie: Oh, Rainbow Dash! 

Rainbow looks down and sees Pinkie along with a not so happy Damian following her. 

Rainbow: *groans* Pinkie Pie? Not again. 

Rainbow Dash started flying faster, and Pinkie stated sprinting along with Damian. 

Pinkie: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow: Not now, Pinkie Pie. Pinkie: But—But, Rainbow Dash! 

Rainbow: I'm in the middle of something. 

Pinkie: But-! Rainbow: I said, "Not now"! 

Damian: Rainbow Dash, look out!

 Rainbow crashed against a mountain that for some reason was there and started sliding down. 

Damian: Oof, you good? 

Rainbow: Yeah... Pinkie: I was gonna tell you to look out for that mountain. 

Rainbow: *Groans* 

Damian: I think this is the perfect time to queue the intro. 

Pinkie: Agreed. 

Rainbow: Queue the wha- 

We start by looking at Ponyville from above until we hear Pinkie Pie humming, while walking around looking for Rainbow Dash. 

Rainbow is sleeping on a nearby cloud. 

Pinkie starts telling some ponies that are nearby her. 

Pinkie: Hi! I'm looking for Rainbow Dash. 

Have you seen her? 

Hi there! 

Have you seen Rainbow Dash? 

Okay. Thanks, anyway. Pinkie then asks Twilight who is looking at some books in the display of a bookstore. 

Pinkie: Twilight. Have you seen Rainbow Dash anywhere? 

Twilight: Isn't she right up there? 

Twilight points to a cloud that is above them, and Rainbow Dash's rear is visible. 

Pinkie: Rainbow Dash! 

Rainbow Dash zooms away quickly while Pinkie is slowly and steadily following behind her. Rainbow hides behind Applejack's barn. 

Rainbow: Phew! That was close. She turns around just to see that Pinkie is right there. 

Pinkie: Hi! Rainbow gets scared and flies away. 

She then hides in the leaves of the Golden Oak Library tree. For a second, she thinks she lost Pinkie, till she hears her voice come from right below her. 

Pinkie: Hi, again! Once more, Rainbow flees quickly, flying through some mountain, until she arrived At a lake, from which Pinkie magically rose from with some floaties and a snorkel.

 Pinkie: I need a favor, Rainbow Dash. 

Rainbow was about to escape again, until she gave up and fell to the ground. 

Rainbow: Oh, forget it.

Pinkie: I totally promise, it'll be totally fun! 

Rainbow: *sigh* Okay. The scene changes to an annoyed Rainbow accommodating a cloud near a building and Pinkie giving her instructions. 

Pinkie: Over to the right. 

No, no, a little to the left. 

Oh, wait, back to the right. 

Now a little left-ish while staying rightly. 

Stop! Hmm. Maybe a few inches to the South. 

Now a couple centimeters North. 

Okay... one more smidgimeter to the- 

 She was interrupted by an annoyed Rainbow Dash. 

 Rainbow: Pinkie Pie! 

Pinkie: *Nervous* Uh, I mean, perfect. 

Now wait for my signal. 

Pinkie then looks inside the building, and we see both Spike and Damian collecting some scrolls. 

 Spike: Thanks for the help, Damian. 

Damian: No problem, Spike. 

I thought you might need an extra ha- claw getting all these scrolls. 

Spike: Well thanks, I appreciate it. 

Spike then started humming the show's theme song while exiting the building. 

Damian: How In Celestia's Name does he know that song?! 

 While exiting the building, Pinkie gave Rainbow Dash the signal, which caused her to kick the cloud with her back hooves and make it release a loud thunder. 

Spike: AAH! The thunder scared only Spike Who dropped the scrolls that he had on his claws and started hiccupping. 

Damian didn't get scared since he was too focused on his thoughts to notice the thunder. 

Pinkie: *Laughs* Oh, Rainbow Dash, we startled Spike into getting the hiccups! 

Though I can't say the same for Damian. 

Both Spike and Rainbow Dash started laughing at the prank that had previously occurred. 

Spike: Good one, Pinkie*hiccups* Pie. You're always pulling a fast one *hiccups* on me.

Spike proceeds to pick up a scroll but when he hiccupped, he accidentally sent the scroll to Celestia. Damian: Uh oh. Pinkie: Oh, no! You're not hurt, are you? Spike: Nah.*hiccups* Don't be*hiccups* silly. Dragons are*hiccups* fireproof. 

Damian: Yeah, but scrolls aren't.  the camera shows us Celestia in a room with a scroll with some writing on it, and she then receives the empty scroll that was accidentally sent by Spike. 

Pinkie: Oh, okay. Good. 

Pinkie and Rainbow Dash then started to laugh at Spike and the effects that their prank had on him. 

Damian started to get near Spike with a lot of scrolls that he was levitating with his magic. 

Damian: Yo, Spike, you good? 

Spike: Yeah, nothing to*hiccups* worry about. 

Just some*hiccups* hiccups. 

Damian: Okay then, if you say so. 

Come on, let's pick up these-. 

Damian was unable to finish his sentence, since Spike hiccupped and accidentally sent the scrolls that Damian was levitating near him. 

Damian: Oh No 

 Spike: Oops. 

We are then showed once more Celestia in the same room, receiving all of the empty scrolls and getting covered by them. 

We then go back to Ponyville, and we see Pinkie and Rainbow still laughing while Spike keep's trying to collect the scrolls that were still scattered across the ground, but every time he picked one up, he would accidentally send them to Celestia. 

Damian: Spike! Step away from the scrolls! You're just sending them again and again to Celestia! Man, she must be really confused right about now. 

Pinkie: *to Rainbow* Have you seen anything more hilarious? *laughs* 

Rainbow: I can think of one thing. Rainbow then hits the cloud that they used for the prank, this causes for it to release some thunder and scare Pinkie. 

Pinkie: AAH! 

Pinkie gained the hiccups and started to laugh and hiccup at the same time. 

Damian: Okay that is both adorable and weird. 

Spike: What? 

Damian: What? 

Rainbow: I didn't take you for a prankster, Pinkie Pie. 

Pinkie: Are you*hiccups* kidding? 

I love to pull pranks. *hiccups* 

It's all*hiccups* good fun, and Pinkie lo*hiccups* ves to have fun! 

Rainbow: You know, Pinkie Pie. 

You're not as annoying as I thought. 

You want to hang out? Pinkie then tried to answer Rainbow's question but kept on getting interrupted by her hiccups while moving around the place. 

 Pinkie: *hiccups* 

That'd be-*hiccups* 

I'd reach-*hiccups* 

When do-*hiccups* 

I mean-*hiccups* 

When would you-*hiccups* 

Thankfully, Damian stopped her with his magic. 

Pinkie: Thanks! 

Damian: Anytime. 

Rainbow: A simple nod will do, Pinkie Pie. 

Pinkie: *nods*. Pinkie and Rainbow left, leaving Spike and Damian. 

Damian: Okay Spike. Let's do this again. 

But stay away from the scrolls. 

Spike: Will*hiccups* do 

We see Fluttershy feeding the animals of a pond, in between the animals is a fake turtle that is connected to a tube that leads to Rainbow Dash looking through a telescope, and Pinkie Pie with a pump in her mouth, that if bitten hardly, it will squirt water in Fluttershy's face. 

Pinkie: Is someone over there? 

Who we gonna squirt? 

Who we gonna squirt? 

Rainbow: *snickers* Fluttershy. 

Pinkie: What?! *Spits pump* No, no, no, no, no, no. We can't prank Fluttershy. 

I mean, she's so sensitive. 

It'll hurt her feelings, even our most harmless prank. 

Rainbow: *sighs* Yeah, you're right. 

Huh, we need another victim who's made of tougher stuff. 

So, who's it gonna be? 

Rainbow Dash is showed with some ink on her left eye, since she was using it to look through the telescope. 

Pinkie is trying her best to hold back her laughter. 

Pinkie: Oh! *laughs* I've got two ponies in mind. 

Rainbow: Oh, awesome! Who? Who? Do I know them? Pinkie then shows Rainbow her reflection. Pinkie: Oh, yes. *laughs* you're very close. 

Rainbow sees the ink that she has over her left eye. 

Rainbow: *laughs* Good one, Pinkie Pie. 

But hold on a second, you said two ponies. 

Who's the other one? 

Pinkie: We'll it's Damian of course! 

I've had trouble been able to prank him, he always finds a way to get away, but not this time! 

Rainbow: Ooh! Sounds like a challenge, I'm in! 

The scene changes to Rainbow and Pinkie outside of Damian's house, looking through a window at Damian who can be seen sleeping on his bed. 

Pinkie: Okay, perfect. He's asleep. 

You remember the plan, Rainbow Dash? 

Rainbow: Yep! Get inside, fill his room with lots of clouds, and make them all wake him up with a big thunder! Pinkie: Good. 

Plan sneak inside Damian's house, fill his room with clouds, wake him up with a big thunderclap, and think of a shorter name for this, starts now. 

Go, go, go! 

Pinkie with a ninja suit, that she got from who knows where, started moving around the house until she reached the front door and sneakily went in. 

She made her way to Damian's room and opened his window to let Rainbow dash in, along with all of the clouds that she collected. 

Pinkie: *whispers* So far, so good. You're up Rainbow Dash. 

Rainbow: *whispers* Leave it to me. Rainbow placed all of the clouds near Damian's bed and kicked one, which caused a chain reaction, and all of the clouds released some thunder. 

Rainbow: Huh? How is he still sleeping? 

 Pinkie: I don't know, try again. 

Rainbow made the clouds release some thunder once more, but Damian still wouldn't get up. 

Pinkie: Man, he really must be in a deep sleep. 

But not to worry we can use the oldest trick of the book, whipped cream and tickle his nose with a feather. Pinkie started approaching Damian's bed but when she got close enough. 

Pinkie: Wait a minute! 

Pinkie pulled the covers and revealed that the Damian on the bed was a fake made with pillows and hay. Rainbow: It's a fake?!Pinkie and Rainbow heard some laughter that was coming from the room's door, and there they saw Damian. 

Damian: You though it was Damian, but it was I All for One! 

Rainbow and Pinkie: Who? 

Damian: *sigh* Never mind. So, you thought that you would pull a fast one on me like you did with Spike? 

Well, you're wrong! I knew you wouldn't give up on trying to prank me Pinkie Pie, and after seeing you girls go out of that shop with prank material, I knew it would be just a matter of time until you would try pranking me. 

Give up, Pinkie, you won't win against me. 

I've already pranked all of our friends and you on multiple occasions. 

The room was silent for a few seconds until Pinkie started laughing. 

Damian: What are you laughing about? 

Pinkie: Oh, Damian. I was afraid something like this might happen, so I had a backup plan! I hope you don't mind getting a little wet. 

Pinkie pressed a button from a remote that she pulled from her mane, and from behind Damian many water balloons were shot towards him. 

For a moment Pinkie thought that she had caught him off guard but was surprised when Damian surrounded his hoof with some magic and said. 

Damian: Redirected Full Counter! 

Damian hit the balloons with his hoof, and they were now heading towards Pinkie and Rainbow Dash, and they couldn't dodge. 

The balloons made impact, but instead of feeling wet they started to feel itchy, and that's when they noticed that the balloons weren't filled with water, but with itchy powder. 

They started to scratch themselves. 

Pinkie: What?! But how?!

 Damian: Easy, you thought you could outsmart me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting! When you launched those balloons at me, I used two spells that I recently learned, one allows me to redirect or send block any attacks that are sent at me, which I used to send the balloons at you. 

Rainbow: What about the second one? How'd you change the water in the balloons? 

Damian: That'll be my little secret for now, I promise to tell you in the future. Right now, I think you're going to want to wash off the itchy powder. 

Pinkie and Rainbow started to leave Damian's house, but not before Pinkie told Damian. 

Pinkie: This isn't the last you'll see of us, Damian! We'll be back! 

 Damian: And I'll be waiting for your next prank! 

Until next time my friends! 

The scene changes to the next day.

 We see Pinkie Pie with arriving at Rainbow Dash's cloud house with some silly accessories on her face. Pinkie: Rinse and shine, Rainbow Dash! It's a brand-new day, and we got a lot of pranking to- The head of a strange creature suddenly popped up from one of the windows of Rainbow's house. Rainbow then starts talking. 

Rainbow: Morning, Pinks. Gilda, this is my gal pal Pinkie Pie. Gilda lands on the ground with an eagle shriek. 

Gilda: Hey. What's up? 

Rainbow: Pinkie, this is my griffon friend Gilda. 

Pinkie: What's a griffon? Rainbow: She's half eagle, half lion- 

Gilda: And all awesome! Rainbow Dash and Gilda then start doing a little hoof-shake between them. 

Rainbow: Gilda's my best friend from my days at junior speedster flight camp.

 Hey, remember the chant? 

Gilda: yeah. They made us recite it every morning. I'll never get that lame thing out of my head. 

Rainbow: So... 

Gilda: *groans* Only for you, Dash. 

They then start doing the camps chant, but Gilda is doing it in a very uninterested way while Rainbow is doing it with all her spirit. 

Rainbow and Gilda: Junior speedsters are our lives. Sky bombs, soars, and daring dives. 

Junior speedsters, it's our quest to someday be the very best. 

Pinkie starts laughing. 

Pinkie: Oh, that was awesome! And it gave me a great idea for a prank. 

Gilda, you game? 

Gilda: Huh, well, I groove on a good prank as much as the next griffon. 

But, Dash, your promised me we'd get a flying session in this morning. 

Rainbow: Yeah, uh, well... Pinkie Pie, you don't mind, do you? 

Gilda just got here. 

We'll catch up with you later and form a good plan to get back at Damian for what he did to us yesterday. 

Pinkie: Oh, um...well, sure--no problem! Have fun, you, guys. 

I'll, uh, just catch up with you...later. 

Pinkie was left alone, and she honks sadly one last time before the scene changes. 

Rainbow Dash and Gilda could be seen flying through the sky, they would perform a hoop every once in a while. 

At some point they start racing each other until they crash on a cloud and start laughing. 

Gilda: Whoa! That was sweet! Just like old times. 

Rainbow: Yeah, only faster! So, now what? 

 Pinkie's head suddenly pops up from the cloud and then goes down, just to reappear again and again. 

Pinkie: Hey, there! 

Rainbow and Gilda: Huh? 

 Pinkie: It's later!...And I caught up! 

The camera then shows us that Pinkie placed a trampoline below the cloud where Rainbow and Gilda are at, so that's how she was able to suddenly pop up on the cloud. 

Rainbow: *laughs* Pinkie Pie, you are so random. 

Gilda: Hey, Dash, think you got enough gas left to beat me to that cloud?

 Rainbow: A race? 

You are so on!

 Gilda: 1, 2, 3 -- Go! They flew away leaving Pinkie behind. 

Pinkie: Hey! Both Rainbow and Gilda are seen quickly reaching a cloud. 

Rainbow: I win! 

Gilda: As if! I won, dude! 

Rainbow: No way! 

Gilda: Yes way! 

Rainbow: Oh, come on! I was way ahead of you! 

Gilda: I don't think so. 

Rainbow: Oh, geez, dream on! 

 Gilda: Remember back at camp? 

Rainbow: There is no way you beat me! 

Gilda: Whatever! 

Behind them, Pinkie Pie could be seen floating with a lot of balloons that were filled with helium. 

She then startled Rainbow and Gilda by interrupting their discussion. 

Pinkie: Wow, guys, that was really close! 

But I think Rainbow Dash beat you by a teeny, weeny, itty-bitty hair or a teeny, weeny, itty-bitty feather. 

 Rainbow: Ha! See? Good thing Pinkie Pie's here to keep you honest, "G." 

Gilda could be seen getting frustrated. 

Gilda: Okay, Dash, Last one to that cloud up there is a gnarly dragon egg. 

Go! A dust cloud suddenly formed when they took off. (How? no idea.) 

But when the dust cloud got blown away it revealed that Gilda was still there. 

Gilda: I think the high altitude is making you dizzy. 

She then popped some of Pinkie's balloons which caused her to start going back to the ground. 

Pinkie: Wait! Guys! 

Gilda and Rainbow arrive to a cloud and Pinkie's voice started sounding once more. 

Pinkie: Wow! You guys almost got away from me that time! 

Pinkie could be seen in a crazy contraption that formed a flying machine, like a helicopter. 

 Gilda: So, Dash, got any new moves in your trick-tionary, or are you 100% old-school? 

Rainbow: New moves? Ha! Sit back, "G." this is gonna take a while. 

Rainbow Dash went to perform her tricks, leaving Pinkie and Gilda alone. 

Gilda: Hey, Pinkie, come here. 

Pinkie: *gets closer* Yeah? 

 Gilda got close to Pinkie's face and started to try and intimidate her. 

Gilda: Don't you know how to take "Get lost" for an answer? 

Dash doesn't need to hang with a dweeb like you now that I'm around, you're Dorking up the sky, Stinky Pie. 

So, make like a bee and buzz off! 

Gilda grabbed the blades of Pinkie's flying machine which caused her to start spinning out of control back to the ground.

 Pinkie: Aah! Whoa-oa! Whoa! 

Rainbow then came back to the cloud. 

Rainbow: Try matching that! 

Hey, where's Pinkie Pie and her crazy contraption? 

 Gilda: Eh, she left. Something about being as busy as a bee. 

The camera then shows us Pinkie on the ground with her chopper broken in pieces. 

Pinkie: Hmph! 

The scene changes to the Golden Oak library where we hear Twilight's voice. 

Twilight: So, Pinkie Pie, are you sure that this friend of Rainbow Dash is really so mean? 

Pinkie: Um, yeah! 

She keeps stealing Rainbow Dash away, she popped my balloons, and she told me to buzz off! I never met a griffon this mean. 

Well, actually, I've never met a griffon at all.

 But I bet if i had, she wouldn't have been as mean and grumpy as Gilda! 

Twilight: You know what I think, Pinkie Pie? 

 Pinkie: Hmm? 

 Twilight: Well, I think...you're jealous. 

Pinkie: Jealous?! 

Spike: Green with envy--well, in your case, pink with envy. 

Twilight: Well, yes, jealous. Listen, Pinkie, I don't want to upset you, but just because Rainbow Dash has another friend doesn't make Gilda a grump. 

I mean, perhaps it's you, Pinkie, who needs to improve her attitude. 

Pinkie: Improve my attitude?! But I--but it's Gilda that--are you seri-- Pinkie storms off out of the library. 

Twilight: *Sighs* 

Pinkie could be seen walking through a road. 

 Pinkie: Maybe Twilight's right. 

Maybe Gilda isn't a big, mean, grumpy, mean, meany pants. 

Maybe I'm just a big, jealous, judgmental, jealous, jealousy pants. *sighs* 

Pinkie Pie is seen drinking a pink shake. 

Pinkie: *sigh* ???: What's wrong? 

 Pinkie turns around and sees Damian. 

 Pinkie: Oh, hey Damian. 

Damian: Hey, Pinkie Pie. 

Are you okay? 

You're looking very sad, which is the opposite of the Pinkie Pie that I know and love. 

Pinkie blushed a little due to Damian's comment before shaking it away. 

Pinkie: Well, earlier today Rainbow Dash showed me a griffon friend of hers that ended up being nothing but a mean, grumpy, meany pants, or that's what I thought. 

But it turns out that perhaps I'm just a big jealous, jealousy pants. 

Damian: Hmm, I see. 

Sometimes I forget that pants also exist in this world. 

Look, I may not have met this griffon friend of Rainbow Dash yet, but for her, to make someone as friendly as you to think of them as some meany pants, they must really not be nice friends. Anyway, want me to stay? 

You look like you could use some company. 

Pinkie: Yeah. Your company would be nice. 

Damian stood next to Pinkie when suddenly Gilda and Rainbow's laugh could be heard. 

This caused for Pinkie to get closer to Damian in an attempt to hide since she was ashamed of being jealous. 

Rainbow: That was sweet! 

I got to take care of a few weather jobs around here. 

Shouldn't take long. 

Just, uh, hang out in town, and I'll come find you. 

Gilda: That's cool, I guess. I'm gonna go chow down! 

 Rainbow: Later! 

{Back at the table.} 

Damian: Uh, Pinkie? 

 Pinkie: Damian that's her, that's Rainbow's friend. 

Damian looked where Pinkie was pointing and saw Gilda. 

Damian: Oh, so we're on that episode. 

The camera shows us Gilda looking at Granny Smith near a vegetable stand and she then uses her tail to scare Granny Smith. 

G. Smith: Aah! A rattler! A rattler! Run for the hills! 

Everybody, run! Save yourselves! 

Gilda: *laughs* Hmm! *Touches tomato with tail* This stuff ain't fresh, dude. 

Pinkie: Aw, poor Granny Smith! 

She didn't know it was a joke! How mean! No, no. I can't misjudge her. It was kind of a funny prank. 

Damian: I mean, I guess, but a prank of that kind may cause someone as sensitive and old as Granny Smith to get a heart attack, you gotta know how to choose your victims. 

Gilda is then showed stealing an apple with her tail and eating it. 

Pinkie: *gasp* I did misjudge her! She's not only a meany, mean pants, she's also a thief! 

No, no, no, no. She might give it back. It's just a joke. 

Damian: Give it back?! Yeah! She'll give it back as poop! And I do NOT want to be on the receiving end of that! 

The camera then shows us Fluttershy walking backwards while guiding some ducks and their ducklings.

Fluttershy: All right, little ones, this way, this way. Mama duck, you're free and clear. 

Since Fluttershy didn't see where she was going, she bumped with Gilda. 

Damian: I swear to Go- Celestia, if she dears lay even a claw on Fluttershy, she'll be introduced to a world of Pain. 

Pinkie: Damian, please calm down, I'm sure she won't do anything.

 {Back with Fluttershy and Gilda.}  

Fluttershy: Please excuse me. 

Gilda: Hey! I'm walking here!

Fluttershy: Oh, um, I'm sorry I-I-I was just trying to- 

Gilda: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Why don't you just watch where you're going, doofus?! 

Fluttershy: B-B-But I- 

Gilda: You what?! 

Damian: All right! Enough! 

Damian jumped high in the air and unconsciously activated some of his magic, he then landed in between Gilda and Fluttershy making the ground shake a bit and make some dust rise. 

(Imagine that the aura is blue and Dyspo is Gilda, but she ain't punching)

The dust cleared out to reveal Damian looking really, mad.

Gilda: What the? Who are you supposed to be? 

Damian took a deep breath to calm himself down, before smiling and introducing himself 

Damian: Hi there, I'm Damian, I saw the little scene that you were causing with my friend here Fluttershy.

Gilda: Yeah, she crashed against me.

Damian: Look, she already apologize and you just kept on attacking her, so how about to avoid things getting messy, we just nip it in the bud, what do you say?

Gilda got closer trying to intimidate Damian. 

Gilda: And what if I don't. 

Damian: Well...Damian got close to Gilda's face, smiled, and his left pupil turned blue. 

Damian: I'll personally make sure that you'll Pass a Bad Time.

They both looked at each other for a few seconds trying to intimidate the other one, the environment was so thick that you could cut it with a knife. 

Finally, Gilda started talking. 

Gilda: Heh, not bad, looks like at least one pony has some fighting spirit here. Keep your friend away from me and no trouble will happen, or else. Capiche?

Damian: Crystal clear.

Gilda: Ugh. All these lame ponies are driving me buggy. I got to bail. 

Gilda then flew away. Damian then turned around to check on Fluttershy.

Damian: Fluttershy, are you oka-

Damian was interrupted when Fluttershy suddenly started hugging him.

Fluttershy: D-Damian thank you for defending me. I-I really appreciate it. 

I gotta go take this duck family to their pond, but again, thanks for everything.

Fluttershy left with the duck family, and Damian was just left standing there. 

Pinkie walked up to Damian and started moving her hoof in front of his face.

Pinkie: Uh, Damian? Yoo-hoo? Anypony home?

 Damian: Uh, what? Ah, yeah, sorry about that. I was just thinking of some stuff. 

Pinkie: Okay, if you say so. 

But I knew it! 

That Gilda, she's a grump and a thief and a bully! 

The meanest kind of mean, meany pants there is! 

I can take it, but no one treats Fluttershy like that! 

No one! Damian: 

Yeah! No one! 

Pinkie: This calls for extreme measures! 

Damian: Don't worry, I've got the perfect place to hide the body. 

Pinkie looked at Damian and saw that he now had some shovels, gloves, a bag, and some acid with him. 

Pinkie: WHAT?! No! We're not taking measures that extreme! 

Damian: Aw man. And I had already dug the hole.

 Pinkie: No, we're doing this Pinkie Pie-style!

Damian: And I'll help you with whatever I can.

The scene changes to inside of Sugarcube Corner where Pinkie and Damian are receiving some guests. 

Pinkie and Damian: Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! 

We then see Applejack and Rarity talking.

 Applejack: Who's this Gilda I've never heard nothing about? 

Rarity: I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash. 

A griffon! So rare. 

The camera moves to Twilight and Fluttershy.

Twilight: You've met Gilda, right? What's she like?

Fluttershy: Oh, um, well...I'll tell you later Twilight. 

Back with Pinkie and Damian. 

Pinkie: Welcome! Welcome! 

Damian: Welcome! Pinkie, do we really have to say "welcome" to each individual Pony? Can't we say welcome to two ponies or more at the same time? 

Pinkie: Nope! Each pony has to feel that they're individually welcomed to our party. That way everybody will feel equally welcomed and special. 

Damian: *sigh* Fine. My throat hurts, I'm not used to speaking for too long, and I've been welcoming guest for 20 minutes! Pinkie's throat must be freaking strong!

Fluttershy comes up to Pinkie Pie.

Fluttershy: Um, Pinkie Pie, about this party for Gilda, um, do you really think it's a good idea? I mean-Pinkie: Don't worry your pretty, little head about mean, old Gilda. 

Your auntie Pinkie Pie and uncle Damian's got it all taken care of. 

Damian: Uncle what? 

Pinkie goes back to greeting the guests.

Fluttershy: I'm a year older than you. 

Damian: Wait a minute, how old ar-

Pinkie: Gilda! I'm so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie parties, and I really, truly, sincerely hope you feel welcomed here amongst all us pony folk. 

Gilda grabs Pinkie's hoof to shake it but suddenly gets zapped. 

Pinkie: *Laughs*Rainbow: *Laughs* Oh, Pinkie Pie, the old hoof-shake buzzer! You are a scream! Gilda: Yeah. *Chuckles nervously* Good one, Pinkie Pie. 

Rainbow: Come on, "G." I'll introduce you to some of my other friends. 

Gilda: Right behind you, Dash! *To Pinkie and Damian* I know what you two are up to. 

Damian: Great! Gilda: *groans* I know what you're planning.

Pinkie: *laughs* Well, I hope so. This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party. 

Gilda: I mean, I've got my eye on you. 

Pinkie: And I got my eye on you! 

Damian: I have no idea what you girls are talking about, I've got my eyes on my face. 

Pinkie: Ha! Good one, Damian! Everyone, I'd like you all to meet Gilda, a longtime, dear friend of Rainbow Dash. Let's honor her and welcome her to Ponyville.

Ponies: Yay, Gilda! Welcome! Hope you enjoy your stay! 

Pinkie: Please help yourself. 

Pinkie points to a bowl. 

Gilda: Vanilla lemon drops. 

Don't mind if I do. 

Gilda eats one, only for her to start sweating and then spit out fire, and both Pinkie and Damian used that fire to cook some marshmallows. 

Gilda: Hot! 

Damian: Wow! I didn't know Griffons breathed fire! Rainbow: "G." The punch!

Gilda took a glass and tried to Chugg it down, but the glass had a hole in the vertical middle, so the drink just spilled in Gilda's chest. The ponies started laughing. 

Pinkie: Well, what do you know? 

Pepper in the vanilla lemon drops and the punch served in a dribble glass!

Rainbow: Ha! Priceless! Priceless! *laughs*Gilda is able to grab another cup and this time, properly drink its content. 

Gilda: Yeah, hilarious. *Rolls eyes*

Rainbow: Hey, "G." look, presents! 

Gilda quickly opened a cylinder looking present, opened it, and out of it popped out a bunch of fake snakes. The ponies started laughing. 

Applejack: Spittin' snakes. *chuckles* somepony pulled that prank on me last month. 

Gilda: Ha, ha. I bet I know who they were! 

Damian: You do?! Uh I mean, no way. 

The scene changes to later in the party, ponies are talking, Fluttershy is leading her choir of birds, and Pinkie brings out the cake along with Damian. 

Pinkie: Cake time, everypony!

Spike: Hey, can I blow out the candles? 

Twilight: Why don't we let Gilda blow out the candles, Spike? She is the guest of honor, after all. 

Damian: Yeah, besides you're a dragon, you would probably end up either turning on or just melting the candles. 

Spike: I... you're right 

Out of nowhere, Gilda appears and pushes Spike out of the way. 

Gilda: Exactly! 

Damian: Spike! 

Gilda took a deep inhale and blew the cakes candles, however the light up again, she tried blowing them again, but they just kept on lighting up again and again. Once again, the ponies of the party started laughing. 

Spike: *Laughs* Relighting birthday candles, I love that prank! What a classic!

Pinkie: Now, I wonder who could have done that? Damian: Indeed, it is truly a mystery. 

Gilda: *sarcastically* Yeah. I wonder. 

Spike then started digging and eating the cake. 

Spike: Who cares? This cake is amazing! 

Damian: Of course, it is! It was made by Pinkie Pie after all. 

Twilight: Spike! 

Spike: What? It's great. Try some. 

Damian: If you don't, then I will! 

Rainbow: Hey, "G." you're not upset about some silly candles, are you?

Gilda: No way, Dash. Like I said, I'm down with a good prank. 

Rainbow: Come on, then. Let's have some cake. 

Pinkie could be seen eating some cake along with Damian until they're grabbed by their necks and forced to look at Gilda. 

Gilda: Hey. I'm watching you two like a hawk. 

Pinkie: Why? Can't you watch us like a Griffon? 

Damian: No, I think she would watch us more like an eagle. 

Applejack's voice could then be heard. 

Applejack: Hey, y'all. It's pin the tail on the pony. Let's play! 

Rarity: Oh, my favorite game! 

Can I go first? Can I have the purple tail? 

Rarity tried grabbing the purple tail that was nearby, but at the last second Gilda arrived and took it.

Gilda: Well, I am the guest of honor. And I'll have the purple tail. 

Pinkie: Yeah, Gilda should definitely go first. Let's get you blindfolded. 

Spike gets on Gilda's back and puts a blindfold over her eyes. 

Gilda: Hey, wh-what are you doing?!

Damian, with his magic, makes Gilda spin around and around multiple times. 

Pinkie: We're spinning you around and around, and then you can pin the tail on the pony. 

Damian then started to guide Gilda to the wall where there was a drawing of a pony without a tail. 

He let go of her and put some distance between him and Gilda. 

Damian: Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail. 

Gilda: "Now, just walk straight ahead and pin the tail." Hmph! Yeah, right. This is another prank, isn't it? I'm going this way! 

Gilda started walking on another direction. 

Pinkie: Wait! The poster is this-Gilda stepped on some cake and started sliding, at some point she crashed against Damian, and the two crashed in the kitchen. 

Damian and Gilda: AAH!

Gilda walked out of the kitchen covered with cake. 

Then Damian walked out all dizzy and with the purple tail on his face. 

Twilight: Damian are you okay? 

Damian: I'm Fine Twi 

 Damian then started walking and after 3 steps he face planted on the floor.

Fluttershy: Oh my. 

Applejack: Yep, he's fine. 

Pinkie: Uh, Gilda? 

You pinned the tail on the wrong end. 

The ponies of the party started laughing, Gilda had enough and made a loud roar that silenced all of the present ponies. 

Gilda: This is your idea of a good time?! 

I've never met a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life! And Pinkie Pie and Damian, you two are the King and Queen of lame-o with your weak, little party pranks! 

Did you really think you could make me lose my cool?!

 Well, Dash and I have 10 times as much cool as the rest of you put together! Come on, Dash, we're bailing on this pathetic scene! 

Gilda started leaving and saw that Rainbow Dash wasn't following her. 

Gilda: Come on, Rainbow Dash! I said we're leaving! 

Rainbow: You know, Gilda, I was the one who set up all those weak pranks at this party. 

Gilda: *gasp* What?!Damian: Wow, things just got interesting. 

Spike turned around and saw Damian looking at the scene while eating some popcorn. 

Spike: Weren't you passed out on the floor just a second ago? 

Damian: Well yeah, but I couldn't miss a dramatic scene like this one, want some popcorn?

Spike: ...Yes.

{Back with what was happening.}

Rainbow: So I guess I'm Queen lame-o.

Gilda: Come on, Dash, you're joshing me.

Rainbow: They weren't all meant for you specifically. It was just dumb luck that you set them all off.

Pinkie: I should've known. That dribble cup had Rainbow Dash written all over it.

Gilda: No way! I-It was Pinkie Pie or Damian! 

They set up this party to trip me up, to make a fool of me!

Pinkie: Me? I threw this party to improve your attitude. 

I thought a good party might turn that frown upside down, besides. 

Also, Damian was kind enough to help me with the party since his original plan wasn't really appropriate.

Twilight: What? What was the origina-

Damian: IRRELEVANT!!!

Rainbow: Anyway, you sure didn't need any help making a fool of yourself. 

You know, this is not how I thought my old friends would treat my new friends. 

If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go find some new cool friends someplace else.

Gilda: *growls* Yeah? 

Well, you are such a flip-flop, cool one minute and lame the next! 

I can't believe you're abandoning an old friend that was there for you when you were all alone on camp, Rainbow Dash, or should I say Rainbow Crash! 

Well let me tell you one thing, you're the most treacherous pony that I ever met. And another thing-

Damian suddenly stepped in.

Damian: No! Let me tell you one thing, what the heck gives you the right to call Rainbow Dash a treacherous and lame friend?! 

She's one of the coolest ponies that I know, she is always practicing her skills in order to reach her dream of being a member of the Wonderbolts, and also, I'll have you know that she represents the element of harmony of Loyalty, so she is the least treacherous friend that there could ever be in all of Equestria. 

You know Gilda, part of me was hopping that you wouldn't be such a bitc—bad and mean griffon to everypony, but after witnessing the events of today, including you almost making Fluttershy cry, I think it would be best for you to leave, Otherwise Things Are Going To Get Bad And Messy Around Here Real Bad Damian's horn started to glow, and an intense aura was being released by Damian, this intimidated Gilda.

Gilda: Wh-Whatever, Rainbow, when you decide not to be lame anymore, give me a call.

Gilda left by slamming the door.

Rainbow: Not cool.

Spike: Wow, talk about a party pooper. 

And you Damian, man, you were really scary for a second there.

The ponies of the party started murmuring, Rainbow Dash then spoke.

Rainbow: I'm sorry, everypony. 

For bringing Gilda here. 

I didn't know how rude she was. 

And, Pinkie Pie, Damian, I'm really sorry she ruined that awesome party you put on for her.

Pinkie: Hey, if you want to hang out with a party pooper, that's your business.

Rainbow: I'd rather hang out with you. No hard feelings?

Pinkie: No hard feelings!

Rainbow and Pinkie shaked their hoofs only to get zapped and reveal that the two of them had a hoof-shake buzzer. 

The ponies at the party started laughing and Rainbow then spoke to Damian.

Rainbow: Damian, I wanted to thank you for defending me from Gilda, although I could have handle it myself easily, but did you really mean what you said?

Damian: Of course I did, I meant every single word of what I said. 

After all, that's the Rainbow Dash that I've gotten to know ever since I first met you. 

Man I didn't know I was that good with words 

Rainbow: Well thanks, it means a lot to me.

Rainbow gave Damian a quick hug and then walked away, Damian was left standing there.

Twilight then approached Pinkie.

Twilight: Hey, Pinkie, sorry I accused you of misjudjing Gilda. 

Looks like I'm the one who misjudge you.

Pinkie: It's okay, Twilight. 

Even you can't be a super smart, smarty-smart pants all the time. 

Damian: Yeah! That's what I am.

The mane 6 and Spike turned around and gave Damian a look that meant that he couldn't be farther away from the truth.

Damian: Hey! Why are you giving me that look?

Spike: Damian...just...no.

Damian: God, am I really that stupid?!

God: Boy! Don't break the wall, we barely have any budget, and Yes, your level of stupidity is over 9 thousand!

Damian went to a corner to cry and started murmuring to himself.

Damian: Dumb author, dumb Spike, dumb God, dumb mane 6, dumb Gilda, I hate everyone.

Fluttershy went to Damian and started to rub his back trying to comfort him.

Fluttershy: There, there Damian. You ain't dumb.

Damian: I ain't?

Rarity: Of course not, darling, You're just...

Twilight: Special in your own unique way.

Damian suddenly got up from the floor and jumped in the air while yelling.

Damian: Yay! I'm special! 

Mane 6: So easy.

Spike: Yeah, just think of it this way. 

You have those moment's where you're really cool and are great defending your friends and those you care about, but then the other 60% of the time, It's better for you to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Damian felt like He was impaled by Spike's words, he even spit out some blood and fell to the floor.

Damian:

Mane 6: Spike!

Spike: B-But in the end we still appreciate you being our friend, caring for us, and being there when we need you.

Damian: *still on the ground* I-I love you guys too, now if you excuse me I'm gonna go back to the corner and cry for a while.

Damian did just that, and the ponies present couldn't helped but laugh at Damian's cute child-like attitude.

Pinkie: Now that that's solved, come on, everypony, there's still a whole lot of party to finish.

The ponies started celebrating and Twilight asked Spike to write her letter to Princess Celestia.

Twilight: "Dearest Princess Celestia, today, I learned that it's hard to accept when somepony you like wants to spend time with somepony who's not so nice. Though it's impossible to control who your friends hang out with, it is possible to control your own behavior. 

Just continue to be a good friend. In the end, the difference between a false friend and one who is true will surely come to light.Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle." Okay, Spike. Send it.

Spike: Yes, ma'am.Spike went to a window and was about to send it when Damian suddenly called him.

Damian: Spike, wait! Can you send this along with the letter?

Damian showed Spike a blue ink container.

Spike: Uh, sure, why not?

Spike sends the letter along with the ink, the camera shows Celestia in her bedroom, recieving the letter and ink, reading Twilight's letter, and then pulling out a scroll and quill, and writing with the ink that was sent by Damian.

P. Celestia: "Dear Twilight Sparkle, my most faithful student."Celestia saw how what she wrote suddenly dissapeared, then she looked at the ink and saw that the logo of the ink fell off revealing it to be invisible ink. 

On the back of the fake logo it said.

Damian: "Gotcha! You fell for my little prank Celestia. 

Don't think that just because you're in Canterlot you and Luna are safe from my pranks! 

With love and fun, Damian" Celestia: Oh. *chuckles* sneaky little pony.

Celestia then grabbed a normal ink and started writing her letter.

{Back at the party.}

Spike: What was the ink for?

Damian: Just a little prank. 

I really hope I don't anger the ruler of Equestria with my prank. 

Now, what would be a good prank for Luna?

{Time Skip} 

At night we see Damian in his bed.

Damian: What the heck was going on with my voice today, also on my first encounter with Gilda.

 I saw how my left eye turned blue like it occurs with Sans, but Sans isn't part of an anime, so why the Heck was I able to activate him for a second. 

I gotta ask God. Return to creation, ancient book.

The book appeared. 

Damian took a Quill and some ink that he bought and started writing.

Damian: God, you there?

Book: Hello Child, yes, I'm here.

What do you need?

Damian: I have a question.

Book: Ask away.

Damian: Well earlier today I had an encounter with the griffon Gilda, and she caused me to get angry, at some point my emotions were very strong and I saw in the reflection of her eye, how my left eye turned blue like it happened with Sans, I wanna know why that happened. Sans is part of Undertale, and Undertale isn't an anime.

Book: You're right, it isn't an anime, but if you remember correctly, you asked to gain the magical abilities of any anime that you saw. 

This includes the unofficial or fan made animes that you were able to see, and I'm sure you clearly remember watching anime videos of sans.

Damian: I do, Sans was really popular at the time, and some of those animations were really good. 

Anyway, thanks for the answer. 

Night God. Cease to exist, ancient book.

The book went in its pocket dimension. 

And Damian layed back in bed.

Damian: If I'm not mistaken the next episode that occurs after this one is the one of Trixie. 

Man, I can't wait to show the girls that spell, I'm sure it'll blow their minds, especially Twilight's.