Alright judge me all you want BUT

Look at these guys
(You can see I gave up on hair after Germany)

In case you can't tell what it says:

Germany
- We don't talk about his past
- Always slightly drunk
- Just a Chill Guy

USA
- Ego to end all egos
- Not as old as they look
- Can't even draw their own flag correctly

Russia
- Tall as fuck
- Don't mess with him
- Vodka

Japan
- UwU little catboy
- Actually really smart
- Watches too much anime

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