1: Tell Firestar, "Rusty, why are you in the forest? Where's your housefolk?"

Example:
(Stonefall walks into Firestar's den.)
Firestar: How did you even get in here? Why aren't you in the StoneClan camp? I haven't even sent out the dawn patrol yet.
Stonefall: (blinks, confused) Rusty, why are you in the forest? Where's your housefolk?
Firestar: (explodes then reforms) I HATE YOU GET OUT OF MY LIFE OR YOU WILL REGRET IT STONECLAN WILL DIE NEVER COME BACK THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE-
Stonefall: Rusty, I just want to help you. Aren't you hungry for kibble?
Firestar: (explodes)
Stonefall: (walks back to StoneClan smiling, thinking he's done for)
Firestar: (reforms then walks onto highledge) WE'RE GONNA ATTACK STONECLAN PUNKS
(Everyone is confused)
Firestar: I DON'T CARE HOW OLD U R LETS JUST FIGHT THEM
All the kits: Yay!
Ferncloud: Firestar, I think you need to see Leafpool...
Firestar: (leads a patrol of kits to the StoneClan camp because they're the only ones that will go, Queens chasing him angrily)
-After the attack-
Featherstar: (weeder of StoneClan) Stonefall, I can't believe what you just did... getting StoneClan attacked like that...
Stonefall: (bows head sadly)
Featherstar: YOU DESERVE TO BE DEPOOTIE!!!!
Heathertuft: (de depootie) HEY!!!!

2: Tell Spottedleaf to listen from StarClan while Firestar tells Sandstorm how great she is.

Example:
Stonefall: Hey Spottedleaf, listen to Firestar for a minute, will ya?
Spottedleaf: OHHKAAEY! (Uses magicalnessey stufs frum StorClan tuh hear him)
Firestar: Sandstorm, you're the greatest! I wouldn't want any other mate!
Spottedleaf: (runs away crying)
-2 days later, Firestar sees Spottedleaf-
Firestar: Hey Spottedleaf! How's life- I mean, death? ... Is something wrong?
Spottedleaf: YOU SAID YOU LOVEDEDED SANDSTORM MUR DAN MWWEEEE!!! (runs away crying)
Firestar: STONEFALL YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

3: Talk loudly to Tigerstar when Firestar can hear you say, "Firestar can't hunt because he has a kittypet pelt."

Example:
Stonefall: Hi Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: Do I know you?
Stonefall: (really loudly) FIRESTAR CAN'T HUNT BECAUSE OF HIS KITTYPET PELT.
Tigerstar: ?
Firestar: Stonefall, if you say anything like that one more time,I swear I'll-
Tigerstar: OH I GET IT HAHA FUNNY
Firestar: (spontaneously combusts)

4: Get Tigerstar to run for president and then get Firestar to vote for him.

Example:
Stonefall: FIRESTAR! (Bursts into the leader's den) TIGERSTAR'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND I DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!
Firestar: Stonefall, go- wait, wat?
Stonefall: You have to vote for him!
Firestar: ?
Stonefall: If you don't vote for him, he'll become leader of the whole forest.
Firestar: OH MAH STORCLAYN HOW DO I VOTE FOR HIM?
(Monster drives into the ThunderClan camp with voting thingy tied to it)
Firestar: EVACUATE CAMP!
Stonefall: No, don't. Just click the button that says Tigerstar.
Firestar: I can't read.
Stonefall: Fine then I'll do it. (Clicks button. Tigerstar wins election)
Firestar: At least I tried.
Tigerstar: What? No, you voted for me.
Firestar: STONEFALL!

5: Take Firestar to the fair and buy him cotton candy.

Example:
Firestar: Well, the fair is fun... I hope you won't get me killed.
Stonefall: Want some cotton candy?
Firestar: Um... sure?
(Stonefall stuffs pink cotton candy into his face)
Firestar: It's all stuck in my fur! Wyan Iye Kant spweak! (And I can't speak!)

6: Take Firestar on a roller coaster.

Example:
Stonefall: Hey look! A roller coaster! (Ties Firestar up with cotton candy and drags him over to the hulk.)
Mousefur: Step right up for a scary roller coaster!
(Stonefall drags Firestar onto a seat. The ride starts.)
Firestar: (makes dirt)

7: Write a romance fanfiction about Firestar and Tigerstar.

(Firestar is scrolling through Wattpad when he gets a notification!)
@Waterfall_of_Stone followed you!
Firestar: I wonder who that is... (clicks on profile and sees they have 1 work, then clicks on it)

A true love

Firestar still remembered how graceful he looked. His strong brown shoulders, tough amber gaze- he knew he would never be satisfied with Sandstorm or Spottedleaf. He needed Tigerstar.
It was such a short time since Tigerstar had died, but each day felt like an eternity.
"I will find him," Firestar vowed.
Chapter 2 coming soon!

Comments:
GrayGrayStripeStripe:
Great job! Keep writing!

Waterfall_of_Stone:
@GrayGrayStripeStripe thank you! I will!

Fearsome_Tiger:
@Waterfall_of_Stone I hate you!!!! Leave Wattpad right now!

(Firestar leaves a comment)

FlamingStar:
@Waterfall_of_Stone delete this story!

Chapter by RandomKitty91 ! Yep