On a date at restaurant with her crush from school:

Directioner:Hi!
Crush:Hello! How are you ?
Directioner:Good, thanks!But you ? How are you ?
Crush:I am very happy to be here.

The directioner wanted to tell him that she is very happy to be there to, but at that moment the waiter came to their table, with the cutlery and with the soups. When the directioner saw the spoons, she screamed:

Directioner:Take this force of evil far from me!
Crush:I don't know who is she!We are strangers!

...

I still laugh about this chapter.😂
All 사랑, 
Aimée