1. I bet your brain feels as good as new seen you never used it.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you.
3.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
4. I don't hate you,I just hope your next period is in a shark tank.
5. You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
6. I'd slap you. But that will be animal abuse.
7. I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk.
8. There is an app on your phone that makes you look ugly it's call a camera.
9. No need for insults your face is one itself.
10. You - remember  when I asked you for your opinion.
10.person-no
10-you- me neither
11. Oh I get it, that was like a joke except  not funny 
12. We can always  tell when your lying  your lips move
13. I sorry.... I can't hear you over the voice in my head shouting "bullshit"
14.some baby where dropped on their head but you were thrown on the wall.
15. I got two words for you " fuck you"

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Your breath smells like a dog's butt by" kristenkellyvic"
At least am not the one playing Marco Polo with guys dick by " tadiananas"
Your lips are flat like glitters by "jermainefender"
Your teeth is camouflage for the sun by "tadiananas"
I wouldn't like to live in your  world poor and betrayed by " kristenkellyvic"

thank you guys so much for reading these insults and pls use them properly