Not all enjoyed Christmas , the laughter , the lights

For all expect one , wanted to see the Christmas lights shine so bright

As the candy canes were passed around and Christmas carols played

One hid in their hideout , plotting to take it all away...

( Play song now. Also , pretend his voice is feminine plz , thank you ! )

Villain Maia : *growls as she threw a colorful ornament against the wall This is the stupidest holiday ever ! I hate the stupid bright colors and the stupid annoying songs and the STUPID FUCKING PRESENTS ! *sits on her ripped up dark purple couch , petting her black cat

Cat : meow *jumps into her arms

Villain Maia : You're right ! *laughs a bit I'll kidnap Santa Claus and take over his holiday ! *pauses

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Why am I talking to a cat ?...ANYWAYS ! I guess I'll have to do what I do best...

Steal Christmas

*breaks into a evil laugh as she sat up

Villain Maia : This yeeeear , I'm really staying up all night *harshly places a sack on a empty wooden table , startling the cat

This yeeeear , I'm finally gonna do it right *takes her ponytail off and throws it to the side , grabbing her cat and doing the tango with the confused ( and quite frankly scared ) cat before putting them down

This yeaaaar , I've got a flawless plan that just. can't fail. Dear god , I hope it doesn't fail *looked at the calendar to see every year's Christmas marked with a red X

*Walks towards her globe and spins it

This yeeeear , will now become a legen-da-ry tale *grabbed a stack of papers containing plans to kidnap Santa

I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight ~ *throws them the air as she swayed her hips , the cat rolling their eyes

This yeeeear , I hid a camera in the Christmas tree *holds a finger to her lips as she looked at her cat , winking and petting their head

This yeeeear , he'll finally pay for his....*grabbed a candy cane and snapped it into two sharp pieces trespassary

This yeaaaar , motion alarms equipped with laser beams *grabbed a remote and turns it on , revealing a bunch of lasers in the room before turning them off and throwing them into the bag

By now , I bet you sense a theme *shrugs casually

This yeeeear , I'm drinking my third cup of straight. caffeine *takes a sip of her hot coco as her eye twitches from the hyper energy

I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight ~ *throws the cup against the wall , causing the cat to jump and grabs some rope from a closet

This yeeeear , I bought a stun gun , thought you'd never ask ~ *chuckles as she aimed it at the sky , firing it at the ceiling and scaring the cat before tossing it in her bag

This yeeeear , night vision goggles and a black ski mask *tosses them in her bag along with some daggers

This year , I set a tripwire net in case. He runs. It'd be so funny if he runs *laughs sadistically as she throws a dagger at a picture of Santa

This year , so what I cleaned out our vacation fund ? *grabbed all the money out of her savings jar

I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight ~ *puts on her PJs and sat on her couch

Santa's Elves : *climbed to her window Then the house grew quiiiiiet. She stoked the fire and sat down byyyyy it

Villain Maia : *struggling to stay awake

Santa's Elves : Waaaarm and coooozy underneath her blanket

- Timeskip to see a disappointed angry
VM , her hair messier then usual -

This yeaaar... I fell asleep at 1:00 a.m...

Santa's elves : *mocked her Waa-Waa *started laughing until they hid from sight since she almost spotted them near the window

Villain Maia : This yeaaaar , I blame the turkey and tryptophan ! *groans to see her empty plate from when she ate , smashing it to the ground

This yeaaaar , I'm finally starting to rethink my life *grips on her hair Dear god ! I've got to get a life ! *cross her arms

This year , maybe I'll join Reader and their friends...They're at Author's house tonight

This yeaaaar....oh wait

If Santa hasn't made it back...break into his workshop...SET A TRAP ! *snapped her fingers and lunged her bag over her shoulders

This year , that slippery Saint Nick won't expect. that ~ *teleports into the bathroom and closes the door

I'm finally catching Santa Claus tonight ~ *slips on a red velvet dress with a black belt and black boots and a choker

I'm finally catching Santa Claus toniiiiiight ! *twirls around , tightening the bow in her hair

*laughs evilly as her cat jumped into her hands
I'M COMING TO GET YOU SANTA ! *purple fire surrounds her

Elves : SANTA?!?!?! *immediately leave to warm him