Firestar: WADDUP Y'ALL IT'S FIRESTAR THE COWCAT AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR!
Camera Cat: Ummmm redo that. We are  not from the Wild West
Firestar: No
Camera Cat: For a Domino's pizza?
Firestar: YES!!!!!

Firestar: What's up ya derps welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar, inspired by CloudtailGrandmas! Today we will have death by cheating!
Bluestar: WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS OAKHEART?
Firestar: Umm...
Bluestar: I CAN'T FIND MY LITTLE MOSSKIT! SHE'S GOING TO DIE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN GER FOR A MINUTE!
Firestar: I dunno. Check Snowfur's den
Bluestar: WHAT?!
Firestar: :D
Bluestar: *walks into Snowfur's den and screeches at the sight of Oakheart and Snowfur sleeping."
Snowfur: *wakes up* Oakheart, we shouldn't do this. I'm ThunderClan and you're RiverClan.
Oakheart: And you died, so we're both StarClan.
Snowfur: But what about Bluestar?
Oakheart: Please-she'll never catch us.
Bluestar: *clears her throat meaningfully*
Oakheart: AHHHH! Hi hon! This isn't what it looks like! I was just, ummmm- cleaning Snowfur's ticks! Yeah!
Bluestar: I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME YOU MOUSE BRAINS! *turns to Snowfur* AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I TELL THISTLECLAW!
Snowfur: NOOOO! *kills Bluestar*
Firestar: And here ya go! Here's how to kill a cat with a death trap that includes messed up romance!

Once upon a time...

Headbutts got a horrible idea.

And decided to tell the world.