Firestar: Hello derps! Welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today's episode will be about death by laughter.
Bluestar: I NEVER laugh
Firestar: So a woman walks onto a bus with her baby and the bus driver says "That's the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!" Fuming, the woman walks to the back of the bus and says to the man: That man just insulted me! The man says "Go tell him that. Go show him up. Go on, I'll hold your 🐵 monkey."
Bluestar: HAHAHAHAHA
*ten hours later
Bluestar: HAHAHAHA *gasp gasp**dies of suffocation*
Firestar: And that's how you kill Bluestar!