Bluestar: BOMBARDA!

Graypool: PROTEGO!

Firestar: AHHHHH- PROTEGO- *boom* AHHHHHH! *flies straight into a building*

Bluestar: EXPELLIARMUS!

Graypool: FINITE!

*the Expelliarmus Spell is thrown back at Bluestar*

Bluestar: PROTEGO!

Firestar: WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR! TODAY, WE WERE GOING TO KILL BLUESTAR WITH WAND DUELING, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT BLUESTAR IS WAY BETTER THAN WE EXPECTED- SHE AND GRAYPOOL ARE ARGUING OVER OAKHEART!

Bluestar: LEVICORPUS!

Graypool: LIBRACORPUS!

*the Levicorpus spell is countered*

Firestar: AHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE GET DUMBLEDORE HERE TO STOP THEM!

Purdy: THE NEAREST ALDERRHEART DUMBLEDORE IS 300000 MILES AWAY!

Firestar: WELL WE'LL ALL BE DEAD BY THEN! WHAT ABOUT THE NEAREST POTTER?

Purdy: THE NEAREST HARRYBROOK POTTER IS 300000 MILES AWAY FIGHTING DEMENTORS WITH ALDERHEART DUMBLEDORE!

Firestar: FINE- WE HAVE TO USE LOGIC! IF GRAYPOOL AND BLUESTAR ARE FIGHTING OVER OAKHEART, I GUESS OAKHEART IS A HARRY POTTER! 

Purdy: AND?

FIrestar: YOU GOTTA KILL HARRY POTTER TO KILL GINNY WEASLEY! SHE'LL BE HEARTBROKEN!

Purdy: HOW DO WE KILL AN IMMORTAL PERSON?

Firestar: WITH IRONY! TERRAKION, I CHOOSE YOU!

Terrakion: Terraaaaaakion!

Firestar: USE ROCK SLIDE ON OAKHEART POTTER! 

Purdy: Are you frikin serious...

Oakheart: ;-; *dies*

Bluestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

Graypool: Meh. *kisses Cedarstar (cedric)

*Alderheart Dumbledore and Harrybrook Potter use Ender Pearls to teleport to Firestar*

Harrybrook: Was I needed?

Firestar: -_-.........

Heeeeheeeeheeeheeeeeeeeee

TO those of you who don't get it

Ginny and Cho are fighting over Harry, just like Graypool and Bluestar fight over Oakheart

Alderheart Dumbledore = Albus Dumbledore

Harrybrook Potter = Harry Potter