Firestar: WHAT'S UP DUDES it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today, we will kill Bluestar with a-

Bluestar: BLASTOISE USE HYDRO PUMP!

Blastoise: BLAAAAAAAAAAAASTOISE! *uses Hydro Pump*

Purdy: Lionheart's Ninetales has fainted! Bluestar is the winner!

Firestar: How is she winning the entire league?

Purdy: NEXT BATTLE- BLUESTAR VS MILLIE!

Millie: GO BRAIRLIGHT!

Brairlight: Brair brair!

Bluestar: .... Blastoise use Hydro Pump

Brairlight: BRAAAAAIR BRAIR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRR!
*dies*

Millie: NOOOOOOO! *dies*

Bumblestar: And there's your way to kill-

Firestar: *ahem*

Bumblestar: Sorry *teleports away*

Purdy: The next battle is Bluestar VS PINESTAR!

Pinestar: GO VENASAUR!

Bluestar: GO BLASTOISE!

Pinestar: USE FRENZY LEAF!

Bluestar: USE HYDRO CANNON!

*the vines suck up the water*

Bluestar: NOOOOO! BLASTOISE GET INTO YOUR SHELL!

*the vines continue to creep towards Blastoise*

Bluestar: USE HYDRO PUMP WHILE SPINNING!

*the water holds the vines away*

Pinestar: USE SOLAR BEAM!

Blastoise: !!!

*The Solar Beam hits Blastoise*

Blastoise: BLAAAAAAAASTOIIIIIIIIISE!

Bluestar: You know what? *leaps at Venasuar and tears it apart*

Purdy: Well, I guess Bluestar wins?

Bluestar: OH YEAH!

Blastoise: YEET! I mean,
BLAAAAAAAASTOISE!

Firestar: YA KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GONNA SEND THE PRO IN! (That's What He Said 🤪)

Bluestar: Who

Firestar: IT'S TALLSTAR!

Bluestar: Why's Tallstar a Pro?

Firestar: BECAUSE HE'S WORMCAT!

Bluestar: And?

Firestar: WORMCAT

Tallstar: GO MEWTWO!

Firestar: OH YEAH!

Bluestar: WHAT?

Tallstar: MEWTWO USE TACKLE!

Blastoise: *faints*

Bluestar: NOOOOOOOOOPOOOOPOOOOWOAJWNANA SJWNABEHENWNBWH! *dies*

Firestar: OH YEAAAAAAH! AND THAT'S HOW YOU KILL BLUESTAR!