Firestar: Yo dudes, waddup it's Firestar and get rekt in 101 ways to kill Bluestar!

Mosskit: ??? I am confusion

Firestar: It's a new intro

Mosskit: Whatever. *makes out with Mintkit*

Bluestar: I know I hate Mintkit, but now I'd die if they broke up

Firestar: AH-HA!

At Mount Olympus...

Firestar: Hi Zeus!

Thunderstar: Hello Firestar!

Firestar: I wanna see Aphrodite

Thunderstar: No

Firestar: Yes

Thunderstar: No

Firestar: Yes

Thunderstar: F*CK YOU NO

Firestar: F*CK YOU YES

Thunderstar: *zaps Firestar*

Firestar: *somehow respawns*

Thunderstar: AHHHHHH WHAT?

Firestar: :D

Thunderstar: Fine

Firestar: Gosh... you're crazy

At Aphrodite's house....

Firestar: *knocks on Aphrodite's door*

Tigerclaw: *opens the door* HELLO FIRESTAR

Firestar: Hi Ares. I wanna see Aphrodite

Star Flower: Who wants to see me?

Firestar: Me

Star Flower: Oh hi Firestar! Wanna date? I'd totally dump Ares

Firestar: *runs away*

A few moments later

Firestar: Hi Cupid!

Clear Sky: Hallo!

Firestar: I need you to make Mintkit fall in love with someone. How about........ Waterkit!

pichucat: HEY! You can't use my OC!

Headbutts: You used Phoenixblaze- now I can use Waterkit. Now be gone demon spawn! *uses StarClan powers to yeet pichucat away*

Cupid: Alright. Let's see... where's Waterkit?

Firestar: Yo mamma

Aphrodite: What?

Firestar: *facepaw* Not what meant......

Waterkit: Am I needed?

Cupid: *shoots Waterkit*

Firestar: NONONO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT HER WHEN SHE SAW MINTKIT- NOT NOW!

Waterkit: *falls in love with Cupid*

Cupid: Shoot....

Waterkit: HI MA LOVE

Cupid: AHHHHHHH! *kills Waterkit*

Firestar: Great. Now we gotta find another kit. How about..... Snowkit?

Cupid: Sure!

After finding Snowkit....

Snowkit: RAWWWR.... RAWRR RAWR TEE YSNWKPWPAJDIS

Cupid: No, I will NOT strike Firestar with a Love Arrow

Snowkit: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Firestar: *comes back from kidnapping Mintkit* Alright, shoot him now!

Cupid: *yawns* Alright let me get my favorite arrow... *looks for arrow* Hey, where'd that thing go? *digs through bag* hold on a minute....

10 hours later.....

Cupid: I found it!

Firestar: Finally!

Cupid: Hey where's Mintkit?

Firestar: YOU KNOW WHAT? Let's just use an arena

Cupid: Good thinking

5 minutes later...

Bluestar: I DON'T WANNA LEAVE BED MOM

Firestar : *Dressed as Moonflower *Sorry hun. You gotta go kill Firestar- *bursts out of Moonflower costume* SO DIE NOW!

Bluestar: AHHHHHHHHH! *kills Firestar* YES FINALLY!

Firestar: *steps out from behind a building* That's why the clones go-

Bluestar: *kills Firestar*

Firestar: *steps out from behind a building* That's why the clones go-

Bluestar: *kills Firestar*

Firestar: *steps out from behind a building* That's why the clones go-

Bluestar: *kills Firestar*

Firestar: *steps out from behind a building* That's why the clones go-

Bluestar: *kills Firestar*

Firestar: *steps out from behind a building* That's why the clones go-

Bluestar: *kills Firestar*

Firestar: *leaps on top of the building* HA BLUESTAR! THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST BOIS!

*boulder smashes into Firestar*

Firestar: *jumps out of his boulder costume and kills Bluestar* And that's how you kill Bluestar!

Hi. Sorry about the long wait for an update.