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Chapter 34

Firestar: WHAT'S UP YA DERPS IT'S FIRESTAR AND WELCOME BACK TO 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR! TODAY WILL BE DEATH BY-

Eagleeye: *decapitates Firestar* -decapitation.

Dragonlight: So I guess we run the show this episode now?

Eagleeye: Yeah. No going back

Dragonlight: This must be either the best decision of my life or the biggest mistake in my life

Eagleeye: You ARE a mistake

Dragonlight: SHUT THE F*** UP!

Eagleeye: MAKE ME!

Dragonlight: Whatever. *picks up knives* Let's go decapitate Bluestar

Bluestar: MOSSKIT BABY DID YOU SAY MY NAME? Oh. It's you two again. I think it was Eaglelight and Dragoneye

Dragonlight: No, it was Dragonlight and Eagleeye. *lunges for Bluestar*

Bluestar: *jumps back* AHHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Eagleeye: *swings knife at Bluestar* IT'S FOR 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR

Bluestar:WHA-THAT STUPID SHOW?

Eagleeye: YEP! *accidentally decapitates himself*

Dragonlight: THAT IDIOT- AHHHHHH!

*Bluestar kills Dragonlight*

Bluestar: That was easy.....

Dragonlight: NO IT WASN'T! THOSE WERE OUR CLONES! YOU CAN'T KILL US SO EASILY! DRAGONLIGHT FANS, PIN BLUESTAR DOWN!

*all 89 of Dragonlight's followers trample Bluestar*

Eagleeye; EAGLEEYE FANS, BRING THE KNIVES!

*all 115 of Eagleeye's followers bring a barrel of knives*

Dragonlight; So all we have to do is spam?

Ghost of Firestar: Yes

*Eagleeye and Dragonlight spam the knives. All 2819 of them miss*

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Pokecord:
A wild Pikachu has appeared!

Dragonlight: NOT WHAT I MEANT! AND THAT'S THE WRONG POKÉMON ANYWAYS!

Eagleeye: We have one knife left....

Dragonlight: Just get in close and cut her head off. Classic

Eagleeye: Fine

Bluestar: NOOOOOOOO *kicks Eagleeye*

*the knife sails over Eagleeye and decapitates Mosskit*

Bluestar: MOSSKIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*dies*

Dragonlight: I guess it technically counts. So there's your way to kill Bluestar!

Draco's idea. Not mine XD

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