Chapter 27
Eagleeye: What's up ya derps it's Eagleeeye and welcome back to 101 ways to kill-
Firestar: *kills Eagleeye* Welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluetsar!
Camera Cat: Why am I doing this.......
Firestar: Anything for money. Anyways, as requested by Wwaterrush, I will kill Bluestar by My Little Pony Dolls! Purdy! Spawn a My LIttle Pony addicted Bluestar!
Purdy: You got it young un'!
*Bluestar appears*
Bluestar: I love MLP! *plays with My Little Pony dolls*
Firestar: *cringes*
Mosskit: Oh dear god...
Mintkit: Oh gosh... this is so censored..
Moonflower: I have to disown you now, my daughter
Oakheart: Er- why do I even like her?
Snowfur: And you think we're sisters....
Crookedstar: God..... why did I like her in the first place?
Tigerstar: THIS IS WHY I HATED YOU!
Stormtail: There's my daughter... woo hoo.
Sunstar: Why was she my deputy? I have destroyed ThunderClan
Thurshpelt: WHY DID I LIKE HER SO MUCH?
Firestar: *throws up*
Bluestar: "Hi Applejack!" Pinkie Pie said. "Wanna go make some pink pie?" "Nah, I'll make some good ol' apple pie." Applejack said. Twilight Sparkle came over to her two friends. "Let's make unicorn pie!"
*All of Bluestar's kin disowns her*
Firestar: I can't take this.... it's too cringy. *jumps into Bluestar's face and burns her entire My Little Pony doll collection*
Bluestar: WHA- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU F***ING PIECE OF S**T I HATE YOU YOU B***H WHY? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET THE ENTIRE COLLECTION? I F***ING HATE YOU! I WILL GET YOUR A** YOU BA****D! YOU STUPID P***Y!
Firestar: Well they said fire would save the Clan....
Bluestar: WHY YOU-
Firestar: I only went along with the prophecy
Bluestar: *attacks Firestar*
Firestar: Firestar Corperation attack!
*Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, Cinderpelt, Mintkit, Mosskit, Whitestorm, Brairlight, Gorsepaw, Purdy, Sunstar, Thushpelt, Moonflower, Stormtail, Oakheart, Snowfur, Crookedstar, Foxleap, Toadstep, Stormfur, Feathertail, Silverstream, Onestar, Tallstar, and Stonefur attack Bluestar*
Bluestar: *dies*
Firestar: And that's how you kill Bluestar!
I am back with another episode of 101 ways to kill Bluestar, with a request from Wwaterrush!
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