Firestar's: What's up ya derps it's Firestar and welcome back to-

Bluestar: *swings on vine and sails off a cliff* *singing* I SEE THIS LIFE LIKE A SWINGING VINE

Firestar: *facepaw* Purdy respawn another Bluestar.

Purdy: Ok! *spawns a Firestar* 

Firestar: What? NO! Security! Take that imposer away! 

*Security takes the real Firestar away* 

Firestar: WAIT WHAT? NO! RELEASE ME! SPOTTEDLEAF! CINDERPELT! SANDSTORM! MOM! HELP ME!

*Spottedleaf, Cinderpelt, and Sandstorm stand next to Fake Firestar*

Spottedleaf: STAY AWAY FROM MY FIRESTAR YOU FAKE! 

Cinderpelt: YEAH! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU AREN'T THE REAL FIRESTAR!

Sandstorm: YEAH SO SHOO FLY!

*security continues to drag the real Firestar away*

Fake Firestar: Hey guys it's Firestar. Welcome back to my channel. 

Sandstorm: WAIT A  MINUTE! YOU AREN'T THE REAL FIRESTAR!

Bluestar: *leaps of a buiding and tackles the Fake Firestar and kills him* HAHAHA! I FINALLY KILLED YOU FIRESTAR!

Security people: Wait a minute! The real Firestar wouldn't be beaten that easily! You are the real Firestar!

Real Firestar: EXACTLY!

Security: Sorry master

Bluestar: THAT WASN'T THE REAL FIRESTAR? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Firestar: Oh no...

Bluestar: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Sandstorm: Oh gosh

Bluestar: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spottedleaf: STOP!

Bluestar: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Firestar: *using a megaphone* STOP IT!

Bluestar: *eye twitches* You... fake....... *presses reload button to clear her memory from such a horrible fail*

Firestar: WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Firestar: What's up you derps it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill-

Bluestar: WE CLAWED WE CHAINED OUR HEARTS IN VAIN A LOVE NOBODY DENIED. WE KISSED I FELL UNDER YOUR SPELL WE JUMPED, NEVER ASKING WHY

Oakheart: *emotionally* Don't you ever say, I just walked away, I, will always want you. But I can't live a lie, runnin' for my life, I, will always want yooooou 

Bluestar and Oakheart: *cringily* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL ALL YOU EVER DID WAS BRE-E-EAK ME! YEAH YOU, BR-E-EAK ME....

Firestar: *cringes and presses reload button to remove the horrible memory*

Firestar: What's up ya derps it's Firestar and welcome backnto 101 ways to-

Bluestar:

 So much pressure, why so loud?

If you don't like my sound, you can turn it down

I gotta roll
And I walk it alone

Tigerstar: 

Uphill battle, I look good when I climb
I'm ferocious precocious
I get braggadocios, I'm not gonna stop
I like the view from the top

Firestar: *cringes* 

Bluestar: 

You talk that
Blah blah that la la, that rah rah sh
And I'm so done, I'm so over it
Sometimes I mess up, I eff up, I hit and miss
But I'm okay, I'm cool with it

Firestar: STOP! *mutes BLuestar and Tigerstar*

*reloads*

Firestar: What's up it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today will be death by -

Bluestar: Lately I've been, I've been losin' sleep. Been thinkin' bout' the things that we could be

Crookedstar: Lately I've been, I've been prayin' hard. Said no more countin' dollars we'll be, we'll be countin' stars

Bluestar & Crookedstar: *off tune and cringily*  jYeah, we'll be countin' stars

Firestar: *cringes so hard it almost breaks the world* STOP IT NOW OR ELSE-

Bluestar: I see this light, like a swingin' vine, swing my heart across the line, in my face there's flashin signs

Crooked

star: Oh, but I'm not that old, young, but I'm not that broad, and I don't think the world is sold, just doin' what I'm told

Firestar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH                HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *kills Bluestar* And there's your way to kill Bluestar! 

Hi guys! Stephanie (those of you who had a conversation with me on 2-15-19 would know) has made another chapter after forever!