Firestar: Hello derps! Welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar, bought to you by Rusty!

Dustpelt: Ah-ha! I knew you were a kittypet!

Rusty: Everybody knows that.

Bluestar: I didn't

Rusty: -_-

Bluestar: No, seriously, I genuinely did not know that Firestar and Rusty were the same cat!

Firestar: *takes off kittypet collar* Say sike RIGHT NOW!

Bluestar: Sure? Sike?? Wait, what does sike mean? 

Firestar: Lord.... 

Bluestar: What- seriously what does it mean? 

Random Nerd: Sike is the word used to describe a small stream, especially one that dries up in the summer

Firestar: NOT THE DEFINITION I WAS LOOKING FOR, BUT..... seriously, Bluestar? With that brain, it's no wonder that you get killed so easily

Bluestar: You've only killed me once-

Firestar: I'm about to kill you twice! Boulderfur, get the boulder! 

Boulderfur: On it, dictator- I mean, boss! 

*boulder smashes into Bluestar* 

Bluestar: ..... I AM TITANIUM! 

Firestar: Nope- *shoots Bluestar* And that's how you kill Bluestar! 

I seriously need better ideas.