Chapter 15
Firestar: Lights! Camera! Dark Forest!
Mosskit: What?
Firestar: What's up derps! It's Firestar, and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar!
Mosskit: Ok, umm, about the Dark FOrest-
Firestar: And today, we will send Bluestar into the *dramatically gasps* THE DARK FOREST
*bats fly everywhere. Firestar cackles evily*
Firestar: But first, we must capture her and transport her to the Dark Forest. Mosskit, call your mom over RIGHT NOW!
Mosskit: BLUESTAR MOMMY!
Bluestar: *runs over to Mosskit in 80009384719274 mph* Yes Mosskit?
Mosskit: Can you get that toy for me in that cage?
Bluestar: Anything for my Mosskit baby! *walks into cage. Firestar slams the door shut and locks it*
Firestar: Good job Mosskit!
Bluestar: What? What are you doing?
Firestar: Transporting you to the Dark Forest
Bluestar: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOO!
Firestar: Well, Foxloveforever we make a good team!
Foxloveforever: Yep!
Mosskit: Wait- who's Foxloveforever?
Firestar: I dunno. Maybe she/he's sponsering this chapter
Headbutts: Firestar, hurry up and kill Bluestar
Firestar: Alright!
*Helicopter flies over Dark Forest*
Firestar: Hello friends from the Dark Forest! Today we will be having an exclusive visit! Bluestar, former leader of ThunderClan will try to survive in the Dark Forest, and you will try to kill her!
Redwillow: Oooooh.... FUN!
Firestar: START!
*Bluestar runs towards a tree and climbs it. She hides in the branches. Darkstripe looks up at her and calls for the other Dark Forest cats. Antpelt, Redwillow, and thistleclaw come to kill Bluestar*
Bluestar: AHHHHHHH!
*More Dark Forest cats come in, including Tigerstar, Hawkfrost and Brokenstar. None of them can climb trees since they are dumb, so they stay there for 2 hours, throwing things at Bluestar. Finally, Bluestar decides to jump off from behind them. She starts to run, and the Dark Forest cats trip over each other trying to catchc up. Bluestar screams as Tigerstar leaps at her. He almost catches her. Bluestar soon reaches the end of a cliff and realizes that she either jumps or gets killed, so she jumps*
Bluestar: WEEEEEE! *dies*
Firestar: Well, look at that, she didn't survive! Pity that.. actually I don't care at all. Anyways, there's your great way to kill Bluestar!
Hi everyone! Here's another great idea on how to kill Bluestar, once again from the awesome Foxloveforever
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