Firestar: WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S FIRESTAR AND WELCOME TO OUR BRAND NEW SHOW- 101 WAYS TO KILL BLUESTAR!

Bluestar: OH YEAH! I GET TO DIE!

Firestar: YEEEEEEEET!

Mosskit: FINALLY YOU GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, MOMMY! ABANDONING ME IN THE SNOW?

Firestar: And that's exactly what we will do today! Oakheart, do your thing

Oakheart: Hey Bluestar, wanna go meet in secret again?

Bluestar: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK THAT FOR LIKE FOREVER NOW!

Oakheart: *gags* Alright, so make sure you find the coldest place possible for this meeting- we are gonna freeze to death!

Bluestar: What?

Oakheart: I said that we're gonna have a snowball fight!

Bluestar: Alright!

*that night...*

Bluestar: *shivers* This place is so cold. I hope that Oakheart comes soon

*10 hours later*

Bluestar: *dies*

Firestar: THAT'S HOW YOU KILL BLUESTAR!

Omg the other chapters after this need so much re-editing oof