Maggottail: GAWGOUS I found a UFO

Tigerstar: VHAT. VHAT EEZ ZIS OO EF OH

Maggottail: SHUT THE-----

*forced time-skip because SOMEONE forgot that inappropriate language isn't allowed*

Tigerstar: LOOK VHAT OO'VE DONE, OO STOOPID! OOR INNAPR--INNAPPROPEE--VHAT IS ZAT WORD CALLED AGAIN?

Maggottail: -_- *sigh* Inappropriate

Tigerstar: JA, JA, DAT 'TWAS VHAT I MEANT

Maggottail: Why are you yelling all the time?

Tigerstar: BECAUSE I AM VLADIMIR ZE SECOND

Maggottail: Who?

Tigerst--I mean, Vladi--you know what, screw his name: OO KNOW, ZAT AWESOME DUDE WHO LIKES TO KILL ORANGE TABBIES NAMED ZE FIRESTA'

Maggottail: Wait, isn't this supposed to be about annoying the Dark Forest? Personally, I think YOU'RE the one who is annoying the Dark Forest.

Tiger-Vladi: VHAT?!

Maggottail: *facepaw* Anyway, we should stop changing the subject. Do you want to see the UFO I found while using the app Pokémon Go?

Tigerstar: POKEMON GO? I LOVE ZAT GAME! I CAUGHT A PIKACHU JESTERDAY

Maggottail: WHAT--anyways, here is the new UFO I found. . . Expecto Patronum!  *Nyght appears*

Tigerstar: OO USED A 'ARRY POTTER SPELL FO' ZAT? HA!

Maggottail: Yeah. . . I'm kinda embarrassed about my Patronus. It's called a Nyght and it flies.

Nyght: *starts flying*

Maggottail: Oh, and she also narrates this book sometimes.

Nyght: *evil grin* *pulls out her phone* *goes on Wattpad* *logs in to WattyClans* *starts editing 101 Ways to Annoy ShadowClan*

Tigerstar: BIG FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

Maggottail: No. . . my weakness. . . N-n-o-o, s-s-top. .

*Back in ThunderClan*

Bramblestar: WELL WE SHOULDA KNOWN THAT BEFORE THE LAST HOPE GOT PUBLISHED. WE WOULD'VE SMASHED THE DARK FOREST BEFORE, UH, EVERYONE DIED

Squirrelflight: Dear, only a few cats died, compared to the millions of Dark Forest cats we killed, 'cause good always wins.

Bramblestar: T-T oh

*Back in the Dark Forest*

Maggottail: *dead*

Nyght: Wait, Tigerstar, aren't you supposed to be dead?

Tigerstar: NO. . .

The Soul of Maggottail: I KNOW RIGHT WTF

Tigerstar: *dies from the fear of all spirits and ghosts and yeah*

Nyght: Oh.

The Soul of Maggottail: FINAAALLLLYYYY

Nyght: I'm still an UFO, right?

The Soul of Maggottail: Hmm. . . I don't think so. I mean, you just technically murdered someone unintentionally through a process of not even touching the person, so. . .

Nyght: Can I be the official Queen of Waffles?

The Soul of Maggottail: SOUNDS LEGIT

Nyght: OFF WITH YOUR WAFFLES

The Soul of Maggottail: EXCUSE ME, YOUR MAJESTY?

- - - - - - -

How'd y'all like that?

That's why I shall claim the rightful title of the Queen of Waffles.

- the Queen of Waffles