Setting: StarClan camp

Bramblestar- Good morning.. Or afternoon... Or... Yeah. Welcome to 101 ways to annoy-

Firestar- Bramblestar?

Bramblestar- Yes Firestar?

Firestar- I want to party.

Bramblestar- Firestar... Look at the tit-

Firestar- I. WANT. TO. HAVE. A. PARTY.

Bramblestar- I'm sorry, but we have to stick to the script.

Sandstorm- Did I hear party?

Bramblestar- No, we were just discussing-

Firestar- Sandstorm! We're throwing a party!

Bramblestar- Firestar, no we-

Yellowfang- I wanna come!

Bluestar- Me too!

Bramblestar- Firestar what have you done?

Brokentail- *From the Dark Forest side* HEY GUYS! What'cha doin?

Yellowfang- Where's the party?

Brokentail- HIIIIII MOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Yellowfang- Plz. Just go die in a hole.

Brokentail- That's Hollyleaf's role. HEY THAT FHYMED!

Hollyleaf- Excuse me, I did NOT die! I just fell in a hole and was shipped with a ghost :)

*silence*

Sandstorm- PARTY!!!!

-

who wrote this -Cleo