Tigerstar: ready to attack ThunderClan with Hollyleaf and WindClan*

On the other side in StarClan...

Yellowfang: OF COURSE YOU ARE IN STARCLAN, YOU MOUSE-BRAIN!

Starpaw: Oh...

Random StarClan Cat: We are here to give you the Ten Commandments!

Starpaw: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?! I GET TO HAVE THE--

Tigerstar: Can you shut up? Why are you so LOUD?

Yellowfang: I don't normally like to agree with Dark Forest cats...

Tigerstar: huffs* Shut up, purple cat. The Twolegs really got to you.

Starpaw: jittery and excited* I GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS?!!!?

Random StarClan Cat: Facepaw*

Tigerstar: Can you get out? Why are you in StarClan if you're not dead?

Hawkfrost: She's really annoying.

Tigerstar: Turns to Hawkfrost* You do know that you fall in love with her later, right?

Hawkfrost: O.o WHAT?!

Tigerstar: Uh, yea.

Hawkfrost: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Runs off*

Starpaw: bounces* The Ten Commandments! Oh boy! I will get to sexually discriminate!

Everyone reading this: HEY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!!!?!?!!!??!! Curses in comments or just mentally because this is just upsetting let's face it*

Starpaw: Scoffs* What's wrong with you?

Tigerstar: Shut. Up. You. Terrible. Mary. Sue.

Starpaw: I'm not Mary, I'm Starpaw! Blessed by StarClan to have an absolutely BEAUTIFUL and PERFECTLY shaped star on my forehead!

Tigerstar: ._. Step closer to the border. Now.

Starpaw: Reluctantly gets closer to Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: licks paw and wipes it on Starpaw. A little purple comes off on his paw*

Starpaw: Ew!

Tigerstar: Your fur is actually orange.

Starpaw: WHAT?!!!?!!!

Tigerstar: Touches his paw to the star-mark. The star falls off like paper*

Tigerstar: Real blessed. Real blessed.

Starpaw: But...but! I STILL AM GOING TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, RIGHT? Whips around and all the StarClan cats are gone*

Starpaw: Wha...WHA?!

Tigerstar: What in the name of the Dark Forest? Turns around with sass*

Tigerstar: Yeesh. What a Mary-Sue.

Starpaw: O.o What just happened.

Everyone reading this: Claps and cheers*

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Ahehehe....I made that one. Dunno if it's good but at least Starpaw can crash and burn for all her discrimination. But seriously ._. What the heck. ~Swift