Firestar: where am I?

Redstar; u ded

Firestar: WHAT? IM DEAD?

Redstar: ye.

Firestar: wtf happened

Redstar: well, let's just say u died from a tree. Tbh, I was shocked. U survived 4 series from tigerstar, skyclan, rats, brokenstar, finding a tribe, journeying to another place, surviving a fire, saving kits and almost drowning, etc. and you died from a tree.

Firestar: but—

Redstar: NO BUTS. YOU DIED FROM A TREE. WORST DEATH EVER. [confirmed by redstar]

Firestar: yeah bu—

Redstar: NO BUTS. I SAID NO BUTS. NOW! Let's move on. u r in starclan. we have: photo booth, movies, arcade, ice skating, basketball, baseball, football, and all that good stuff.

Firestar: what's photo booth?

Redstar: u stupid. have u never experienced the awesomeness of being a twoleg?

Firestar: uh... No.

Redstar: then you can hang over there with the crowd of putillas.

Firestar: putillas?

Redstar: -_- u rly are stupid. do you not speak Spanish?

Firestar: WTF IS SPANISH

Redstar: go. I've had enough noobs in my day.

Firestar: *sad* okie

Firestar eventually made his way over to the photo booth station, very confused.

Firestar: alright lets see. OW! WHY IS THE LIGHT FLASHING

Firestar made weird faces as he was blinded. Soon a click came from outside and he saw a band of photos of him in a slot. He picked it out and looked at it. He gasped.

Firestar: this is.. AMAZING!

He saw a bucket of accessories and put them on. Glasses with a fake nose, a crazy hat, huge lips, rings and necklaces, and eyeshadow.

He got in and looked around before smirking and posing for the camera.

He got out when he was done.

He made a duck face, a winky face, a gleaming smile face, a mischievous face, and a sexy face.

Firestar: *smiling* I SHALL FOREVER BE IN LOVE WITH THIS PHOTO BOOTH.

Sandstorm and Spottedleaf: What about us?

Firestar: IDC BOUT CHU ANYMORE GO DIE IN HOLES I GOT MY BAE WHO PRODUCES MORE BETTER BAES... ME!

Sandstorm: I knew this day would come where he would fall in love with something that wasn't living *shakes head and walks away*

Spottedleaf: *heartbroken*

Firestar: :D Love u bae *winks at Spottedleaf* u my side bae and Sandstorm my bae and photo booth is my main bae. Sorry ur last but sandstorm is a boss, photo booth is a bigger boss. Luv u tho chica

Spottedleaf: whatever.