Tigerstar: Welcome to the Dark Forest Awards! We are going to start the night with awarding the cats who have done the WORST POSSIBLE things to the clans.

Dark Forest Cats: Cheers*

On the other side in StarClan...

Bluestar: Look, Tigerstar is happy!

Bluestar: We gotta ruin that >:3

Whitestorm: Heh. Cats would be very surprised to see what we actually do up here.

Silverstream: :p it gets boring, okay?

Whitestorm: Okay, fine.

* * *

Tigerstar: Ahem. So, the first evil award of the night goes to...

Mapleshade: Me...me...me...

Tigerstar: chuckles* Goes to me!

Hawkfrost: Aw, mouse-dung!

Bluestar and super hip StarClan gang: watching*

Tigerstar: The second and third place awards go to...young Tigerheart and Tigerpaw. That's me, heh.

Mapleshade: groans* What about the award for ruining a cat's life?

Tigerstar: That goes to me, too.

Mapleshade: annoyed face*

Bluestar: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!

StarClan cats run into the Dark Forest clearing--they start dancing to late disco music*

Dark Forest Cats: O.o

Whitestorm: Shake Shake Shake, shake shake shake! (Singing)

Hawkfrost: No, no don't!

Whitestorm: Shake your bootyyyyy, Shake yo boooooteh!

Mapleshade: Run, run!

Dark Forest cats evacuate the clearing*

Lol that kind of sucked, it took me a long time to write XD and I got stuck in the middle. ~Swift