Back in their school days, the Marauders were quite convinced that just like cars run on fuel, Remus ran on sweets. At first his love for sweets was restricted only to chocolate, but after discovering Honeydukes on their first visit to Hogsmeade in third year, a lot of other sweets had been added to his list of favorites.

Anything with chocolate in it was a bonus, but other than that he also liked cakes, pastries and swiss rolls. 

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Remus: "A new bakery opened in our neighborhood."

Peter: "That sounds like good news. But why are you not as eager about it as you should be?"

Remus: "The size of the pastries they have there broke my heart."

Sirius (smirking in mischief): "How so? Did the pastry cheat on you with another customer?"

Remus (shaking his head in disappointment):  "No. It was just a one bite square shaped pastry."

James: "What a shame!" 

Remus: "I bought two but they got finished too soon as I had to give one to Mum as well. Don't know if I should be ashamed on having such a small heart or... I don't know."

Sirius (standing up immediately and enthusiastically pumping his fist in the air): "No heart is small for pastries! Give the pastries their right by making them the right size!"

James (joining Sirius in the enthusiasm display): "We should lead a protest!"

Peter: "It should be right in front of that bakery. So that we can raid it afterwards."

Remus (slightly alarmed): "Guys, no one is holding a protest, okay?"

James: "Honestly, Moony, if that's the case then why don't we go to Honeydukes tonight? I'm quite sure you need a good dose of their pastries to make you feel better."