Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it

started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put

it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day...Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and

announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of

age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.

(The pharmacist fainted.)