An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change.

~THE END~
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You guys can check out my other funny books.

1. Teenager posts
2. Comebacks to use
3. Diary of a wimpy kid:school days
4. Funny text conversations
5. Girls only

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