When your parents pretend it's okay to have a boyfriend or girlfriend...

Dad: You should get a boyfriend
Me: Ah why?
Dad: So you can annoy him instead of your brothers
Me: But wouldn't I love him
Dad: Yes
Me: So what's the point you're trying to make?
Dad: That, that boy will always be your brother
Me: "Whispers"'s-a-v-a-g-e"

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