This is dedicated to all those writing GCE maths next week Saturday.

GCE: maths
Instructions: Answer all questions

1.)You have dated a girl for two years, eventually she drops you for another guy.  Calculate the percentage of time wasted (20 marks)

2.)You bought phone for your girlfriend, she gave it to another guy. Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3.)You're dating fifteen girls and each want a Samsung Galaxy and and an iPhone7,
a)  plot the graph of girl against price (15 marks)
b)  Use your graph to estimate future poverty.

4.) You're a girl and you've dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance left for your husband.

5.)You can't give your wife  a thousand naira to cook soup but you spend 10k on olosho. Calculate the radius of your stupidity. Take π=3.142 or 22
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