If a robber visits a couple Naija guys be like.....

Robber: climbs on top the wife and kisses her, goes to the kitchen.

Naija bf :(tied down)  Babe,  it's obvious that guy wan do you,  no resist oh make he no kill us, I love you.  You see how im kiss you?

Babe: oh darling no, im say in be gay and na you im wan do so be strong. I love you,  he said he needs vegetable oil so I told him its in the kitchen.

Bf: 😨😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭