Dear Americana, Londoner, Indiana, Chinese person, britico, and all other foreigners that are naija but will be deported soon, this is for you.

1.)Dear, bring torch light when you are coming, no light. Make sure you charge your phone full and buy power bank to, their might not be light for five days. Also, if they sell lantern there to, buy. There might not even be light to charge the torch.

2.) You cannot just sit down and order pizza, all you can sit down and order is hot moi moi and eko so get ready.

3.)Also don't think you can wear bum short up and down, it's the eyes of the pepper seller on your street that will roast you and you will be given the prestigious name of 'Ashawo' it's a special duty.

4.)you cannot come and be kissing your boyfriend under the rain, the witch in your street will call the god of thunder for you.

5) Dear koboko, the bae that restores Nigeria children to factory settings will the patiently waiting for you. Don't think you can sue your parents for beating you.

Except if you die

Other than that, the police and neighbors will join hands and beat you seff.

6)Whoa make sure you save weh weh and buy gen, your gen shows how rich you are.

7.) Don't come and think there's free Wi-Fi oh, better buy glo sim or Mtn and get ready to beg on your knees for data.

8.) you fifteen year old pankere leg girl, don't think you'll come here and have boyfriend. You're not allowed to date till you have your first child.

BE WARNED!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW EHN

OH MY BABY

WO!