You:*sees random kid playing in the toy section* *walks over to them* did you know that the average person can last a week without food before their stomach starts eating itself?
Random kid:Mommy, is that true?
Random kid's mom:I don't know dear.
Random kid:can you make sure that you always remember to feed me mommy?
Random kid's mom:*oh the phone* that's nice, dear.
You:*walks to the next aisle* *sees a random man* *walks up to him* did you know that the average person needs only one kidney?
Random man:What!? Are you trying to steal my kidney!?
Store Clerk:*overhears* *walks over* what's this about somebody stealing kidneys?
You:oh no, time to go! *Runs out*
Random kid in a car cart:I want to go that fast mommy!
Kid's Mother: but that wasn't permitted in the store.