You: Yay! I'm in the toy aisle with all these toy swords!

Random Man: *walks into the aisle*

You: I think this guy's trying to steal my precious gems!

You: *rushes the man while yelling "En Garde!"*

Random Man: What the heck are you doing? *Crosses arms and looks fierce*

You: ........... Umm......... Run! *Runs away*

Random Man: Haha, I still got it.

Random Woman: 0.o got what?

Random Man: Nothing you need to be worrying about little lady

You: *comes back to put the sword away and sees Random Man flirting with Random Woman

You: 0.o .....I guess I'll just go now *runs to the book aisle to hide*