Wildclaw: *barges into Jayfeather's den* JAYFEATHER!!!

Jayfeather: You are going to make me deaf someday.

Wildclaw: I don't care.

Jayfeather: -_-

Wildclaw: ANYWAYS, HAVE YOU HEARD OF POTATO WARMING?!?

Jayfeather: Wut?

Wildclaw: POTATO WARMING!!!

Jayfeather: No?

Wildclaw: WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW!!! WHAT IF THE KITS HEAR ABOUT THIS?!? THE OLDEST CAT IN THE CLAN NOT HEARING THE MOST RECENT NEWS!!!

Jayfeather: I'm not old you butt.

Wildclaw: That's what they all say.

Jayfeather: Squirrelflight's older than me, and you don't say anything about her.

Wildclaw: That's because you're an old fart!

Jayfeather: *rolls eyes* So what's all this about 'potato warming'?

Wildclaw: POTATO WARMING IS WHEN ALL THE POTATOES IN THE WORLD AUTOMATICALLY TURNS INTO BAKED POTATOES BECAUSE OF ALL THE RADIATION FROM THE SUN!!!

Jayfeather: Isn't that global warming?

Wildclaw: 0,-,0 THINK ABOUT HE POTATOES!!!

Jayfeather: Isn't the radiation affecting the cats more important-

Wildclaw: *slaps...hard* WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! WHO CARES ABOUT THE CATS, THINK ABOUT THE POTATOES!!!

Jayfeather: I don't like potatoes...

Wildclaw: O-O *Attempts to murder Jayfeather* 

Jayfeather: *kicks Wildclaw out of his den* I ain't got time for your fox-dung anymore.

Briarlight: OOOHHHHHHH WILDEH JUST GOT SERVEEEDDD!!! >:3

YEEE I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING USEFUL WITH MY LIFE :D