Wildclaw: HAY JAY-JAY

Jayfeather: what?

Wildclaw: Why are you always a grumpy bum?

Jayfeather: ...What?

Wildclaw: You are always a grumpy bum!

Jayfeather: ...Why?

Wildclaw: Cause YOU'RE NEVER HAPPY.

Jayfeather: And what does that have to do with anything?

Wildclaw: SO, I got you this POTATO *throws potato at Jay's face*

Jayfeather: *flinches* BREDEBER WHAT?!?

Wildclaw: It's a POTATO :3

Jayfeather: NOW WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF FOX DUNG FOR?!?!

Wildclaw: It's to help you shine bright with StarClan :3

Jayfeather: ...Im going to kick you out, but Im keeping this potato. Is that fine with you?

Wildclaw: *shrugs* Why not?

Jayfeather: Good. *kicks Wildclaw out of his den*