Wildclaw: *to the camera* Hey there, kits! I'm Wild-Wild on the Healthy Kits Show, and I'm here to tell you about eating healthy!

Jayfeather: Uh, Wild? What are you doing? And why are you doing it here?

Wildclaw: True, everyone knows that fresh-kill is the way to go. But what about herbs?

Jayfeather: Oh...

Wildclaw: This is Jayfeather, our medicine cat.

Jayfeather: *sits up straight*

Wildclaw: No one cares about him.

Jayfeather: Well that's not very nice.

Wildclaw: Sometimes the world isn't nice.

Sound Effects: WISE WORDS OF WILDEH!!!

Jayfeather: Why do I even bother with you people anymore?

Wildclaw: As you can see, Jayfeather here is really, really fat.

Jayfeather: Wait, what? That sounds like Greystripe.

Sound Effects: THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!!

Wildclaw: Don't be like Jayfeather. If you want to eat healthy, but can't stand the taste, simply cover the healthy foods in CHOCOLATE!

Jayfeather: Wait a minute-

Sound Effects: WISE WORDS OF WILDEH!!!

Wildclaw: That way, you eat healthy while enjoying it!

Jayfeather: That ain't right.

Wildclaw: Your grammar ain't right!

Jayfeather: *kicks Wildclaw out of his den*