Wildclaw: HEY JAAAAAAYFEATHER!!!!

Jayfeather: Wow, you actually got the name right this time.

Wildclaw: Oh hey Jay-Jay!

Jayfeather: *facepaw*

Wildclaw: Oh, no no! No be like dat!

Jayfeather: I am just gunna go this way....... *walks to his herb storage and starts to pile herbs*

Wildclaw: *walks over to him and stares at him intensely*

Jayfeather: *pauses* Staph it!

Wildclaw: *pokes him*

Jayfeather: OH MAH STARRYCLAN, WUUT DID YOU JUUST DOO?!?!?!?

Wildclaw: O-O

Jayfeather: YOU TOTALLY RUINED MAH GLORIOUS FUR, LIKE SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES MAH TO GROOM DISH FUR, YOU STUPID??!?!?!?!!?! All. Morning. Long. LIKE I WANT YOU TO SEE HOW IT FEELS FOR ONCE, GAWD, NO ONE EVER PAYS ATTENTION TO MEH, NO MATTER HOW PERFECT I AM!!!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONE'S HATE AND REJECTION, LIKE WHEN I BOUGHT DAT NEW DRESS WHICH WORKS REALLY WELL WIT MWY MAKEUUUUPP AND-

Wildclaw: *kicks herself out of the den*