26: Do not Prank call their Bosses
*Your huddling in your room, with your friends, laughing like idiots.*
Friend: Do the British accent, okay?
Friend #2: No Ariana Grande!
You: *British Accent* Yes, Hello, I'd like to order a thin crust pizza, cheese, pepperoni, garlic bread sticks, and Pepsi.
Boss: ...This is not a pizza place!
You: Oh you guys are closed? Why pick up the phone?
Boss: ...!
Boss: I'll let you know, this is a fine business company of blah blah... do not call me directly again!
You: Okay, I'll give you a five dollar tip?
*Boss person hangs up.*
Mom: HONEY! WERE YOU PRANK CALLING AGAIN?
You: How does she know....?
*Mom bursts in room*
Mom: Boss told ME that someone that sounded like YOU were prank calling.
You: Er- yeah...
*Mom gives out her phone to apologize*
You: ...I'm sorry for loving pizza...I never knew it was a crime..
Boss: It certainty is!
You: Okay I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm pranking you :)
Mom: NO!
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