This one is the FINAL rule. I found it quirky, funny and most of all, relatable! It feels like I wrote it! Congrats @ ravennore

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*You're at the mall, shopping.*

You: Hey mom, I need to use the bathroom

*Mom isn't listening*
You: MOOOOMMMMM! I really got to pee!

*Mom still isn't listening*

You: Mother, do you wanna see a picture of Taylor Lautner without his shirt?

Mom: Do I? Where? Where is he? YOU NEED TO TELL ME! TELL ME WERE HE IS BAE! TELL ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A CHAINSAW!

*Everyone stops watching to stare*

You: 0_0 I was getting your attention...

Mom: What? BAE LIED TO ME?

You: I really need to pee.

Mom: Go find a tree, you're such a disappointment. You never lie about a shirtless Taylor.

You: O.O Aren't you married?

Mom: Shhh! Taylor doesn't need to know!

*Your mom takes wedding ring off and puts it in purse*

I'M COMING FOR YOU TAYLOR! *

* She runs off and leaves you*