Hay :D

Back feeling better, Migraines are NOTHING compared to others go through. I get them occasionally so mehh.

THE GIFS ON THE CHAPTER BEFORE THIS WAS SO CUTE!! I found them by literally clicking google images and typing "Milk Carton dancing gif". I'm not good at searching things but I'm glad google has it like just THE hehe B))

THE BEGINNING IS "cute" and I'm lacking in the romance department soo if it's weird and mushy the end is ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱ

Since most of ya wanted the regular text for the epilogue here it is!

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*Your in the backseat of Alex's Lamborghini, and he comes over to open the door and pick ups up the little carriage.*

You: Instead of picking up the baby pick me up!! DUDE I JUST GOT THAT THING OUT OF ME AND YOUR GOING TO CARRY THE BABY?!

Alex: Chill I'll come back for you

You: -.-

Alex: (*˘︶˘*) It's so cute it looks like me. By the way, your mom, sister, Dad, Class and Derek are here.

You: I wish brother came back to see this... :(

Alex: Maybe its for the best he isn't here :/

*He walks the wittle baby inside the house and hear your mom squeal.*

Alex: I'm back for you :D You look....

You: Beautiful I know :)

Alex: No, you look different I guess.

You: DUDE I LITERALLY POOPED OUT ANOTHER BEING OF COURSE I LOOK DIFFERENT.

*He puts a chalk flower in your hair.*

Alex: Better :D

You: (⊙ω⊙✿)

*He helps you inside your house and you sit down on your favorite couch.*

You: Hey guys :)

Sister: .....................

Dad: .........................

Mom: .......................

Class: .......................

 You: ʅ(°益°)ʃ WHAT?

Sister : You look fatter :/ And as usual unattractive.

Mom: Not true! MA SMOL BEAN HAS A BABY (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

You: Yeahh don't touch.

Class: Is it a boy or girl?

You: Don't know.

Sister: HOW DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING COME OUT OF YOU WITHOUT KNOWING THE GENDER?!

Alex: We asked the doctors not to tell us the gender... we wanted to come home and find out B)

Sister: You all are idiots I hate you the only good thing that happened is when You married Alex and he became rich and his house is full of candy!

*She walks away.*

You: You'd think she'd get better -.-

Derek: Well she IS traumatized from the encounters the war, creating an essence a parnaio in her own, which leads to-

You: Yeah you haven't changed either shut it '-'

Dad: I WANNA HOLD IT!!

*You hand your dad the baby.*

Dad: IT HAS MY DIMPLES :))

You: Dad shh it wants to go to sleep. I'll go take it up.

Class: Don't.

You: Why not -.-

Class: Just don't do it...

You: Whatever. It needs sleep and when it wakes up we'll find out what gender it is B)

*You take the baby upstairs and put it in it's crib, and hear a little fart.*

You: Awww 1 minute inside the house and it farts. But it smells like Alex :(

*You open up the window and go downstairs.*

Dad: WHO WANTS TO HEAR MY BEAT BOXING SKILLS?

You: Yeahh no :/

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*It's almost midnight and you parents are in the dining room partying.*

ALEX: TO THE NEW BABY!

Rest of you all: NEW BABY!

*You hear thumping upstairs, but shake it off, and your dad conveniently starts talking about Taylor Swift*

Mom: Guys it's almost 12 o clock we should leave to let these to do what hipster kids call "Netflix and-"

You: Mom ew :(

Mom: ( ಠ◡ಠ )

Sister: I refuse to go unless this bastard tells me what the gender the baby is!!

You: Fine I'll go fetch it.

*You go to the baby room and go over to his crib.*

You: Hey hey hey bab- What the heck?!

*The crib is missing, and the window is closed, so you run to the door.*

You: ALEX GUYS COME UP HERE NOW!!!

*The door closes in front of you, and someone is behind it.*

You: Who... Wait your-

Brother: Yes me I know :)

You: What are you doing here?

Brother: Oh you know, no one invited me so I took the liberty of doing it myself :/

You: Cool... see you've seen my baby..... hand it back?

Brother: Nah it's a shame it looks like Alex :/ Makes it harder to move on right?

You: ......... I don't know WHY your still mad hes back alive as you can see.

Brother: Back alive with you. Makes it harder to move on, so there's one thing I HAVE to do :/

*He takes out a silver dagger.*

You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING  IS  THIS A PRANK?!

Brother: I'm sorry sis but you deserve this after what you've done to me. You're selfish so I hope this opens your eyes :)

*The door burst open, and everyone walks in.*

Brother: Ahh everyone's here. TIME TO SEE!!

*He stabs the little baby and all you hear is screams, and everything is in a blur.*

Brother: Pity. It looked rather cute. It'll look nice on my wall! Goodbye :)

*He opens the window, holding the baby and jumps out.*

You: COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT YOU SICK COWARD!

*You sit on the floor and cry, and everyone surrounds you.*

Sister: For the record, it was ugly.

Alex: .......... No it wasn't. It was going to grow up and eat chalk with its dad :(

Sister: Well..... what is it? A girl, or a boy?

THE END

MWAHAHA I SUCK AT SUSPENSE BUT STILL

YOU HAD A BABY AND ITS GONE BYE BYE

BTW THIS IS EXACTLY 900 WORDS :o :O :O :o :o :o :O