97: Lucy vs. Pokemon
(I know Pokemon isn't a specific PERSON, but I mean a person playing Pokemon Go)
YES I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK TYLER IS GETTING IS ARSE WHOPPED WHEN HE GETS BACK. (His sorry arse is hiding in Australia in holiday at the moment.)
I got it back by.. well I HAD to do it.. he wasn't gonna hand it over in a WEEK... so I snitched to him mom, he's really cool and I heard her yell at him for 5 solid minutes :D SHES SO AWESOME SHE NEEDS TO ADOPT ME :")
I can't believe people wanted Tyler to hack their accs instead... that gave me the weird tingly feeling inside ya know? Thank you guy's I can't ever thank you enough for sticking here!
(BTW TYLER DIDN'T ACTUALLY HACK HE HAS NO TALENT! HE KNOWS MY E-MAIL, SAW THE WATTPAD EMAILS AND "HACKED" ME! AHAHA.)
ANYONE that tells off Tyler.. I LOVE YOU!
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*The school is hot and stuffy with people hiding in other places.*
Pokemon dude: MOVE IT CREEPO GIRL! YOU'RE SCARING MY NIANTIC!
Lucy: Um. Pokemon removed everyone's Niantic two days ago '-'
*The dudes Niantic disappears.*
Pokemon dude: D: HOW DARE YOU! COME BACK NIANTIC!
*He frantically punches keys on his LG Terra.*
Lucy: ..... Only one person has an LG Terra and that's Bill Gates.
*The dudes phone disappears.*
Pokemon dude: STOP TALKING!
Lucy: I rather not.
Pokemon dude: THEN I'LL MAKE YOU.. YOU CREEPY AS-
Luna: Asteroid!
Pokemon dude: 《щಠ益ಠ》
Luna: 《щʘᗨʘ》┓
*Luna runs off, and the Pokemon dude charges at Lucy who's turned around. He quietly takes out a Bomb-omb, and Lucy doesn't notice.*
Pokemon dude: I HOPE YOU LIKE HADES YA FILTHY CREEP!
*The dude throws the bomb, and Lucy catches it, and turns it off with her spit.*
Pokemon dude: How did you hear me?!
Lucy: I heard ya soul hammer through your heart :I
Pokemon dude: O.O OH WELL AT LEAST WHEN I KILL YA YOU WONT HAVE ONE!
*He stumbles on Lucy's neck, who pushes him away.*
Lucy: YA filthy creep, I already don't have a soul.., sold it on eBay for $9,999.09 dollars
Pokemon dude: O.o WELL ITS YOUR FAULT MA POKEMON IS GONE SO SUFFER!
Lucy: Do YA best :)
*Pokemon dude roundhouse Lucy and she falls like a doll.*
Lucy: Hmm.. just realized.. POKE. Poke the Mon... POKE YOU?
*Lucy pokes the dude who screams, and his skin crumbles.*
Pokemon dude: SCREEECHH D: WHY YOUR HANDS DO THAT?
Lucy: I have no soul. So when I DO touch with souls.... they crumble :)
Cookie: Like me :(
*Lucy touches him everywhere and he crumbles.*
Pokemon dude: HA AT LEAST I HAVE MY SOU-
*Lucy eats his soul.*
Lucy: Hm... takes like pomegranates. Something you'll be eating for 100000 years :)
VICTORY
(I STILL DON'T KNOW THE NUMBER/10)
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Psst psst
I know this was lame but shhhh
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