HEY HEY HEY!!!!

Sorry I'm feeling so energetic and pumped.... I don't know why :')

Some of you all are like: SOOO.... you can go off for one day, and UPLOAD A NEW PICTURE....BUT NOT UPDATE?

Well.... I was in line for the new HP book, at midnight.. and I got trampled... but I met people who love HP as much as I do :")

Anywaysss... If you like/ love Jacob Saggy ti- *cough* Satarious, don't be offend by this chapter... it's just a joke. :P

*TRIGGER WARNING*

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*The school is hot and stuffy with people fighting in other places.*

Mom: BACK I TELL YA! BACK!

*Your mom vivaciously throws cooking oil at Jacob.*

Jacob: NOT THE THROAT! THAT'S WHERE MY BEAUTIFUL VOCALS COME FROM!

Mom: T-T Please don't sing again... you're worse than You :(

Jacob: I know... I know.. everyone tells me that.,,

*He sinks to the floor and cries, while your mom comes over and puts a hand on his hand.*

Mom: What's wrong hunny..?

Jacob: I-I can't sing... so many people hate me it hurts :(

Mom: It's okay we can find you a direc-

Jacob: THAT TAKES TOO LONG! I NEED A GOOD VOICE NOW!

Mom: How will you get a 'good voice' now? '-'

Jacob: Teacher said if I joined her... she would of given me a good voice...

Mom: Thats good news rig-

Jacob: Only if I killed people like you... B)

*Your mom tries to stand up, but Jacob holds on to her hoops.*

Mom: OW! THOSE HOOPS WERE 10 CENTS FROM CVS!

*Jacob flips her over with her hoops, and takes out a microphone.*

Jacob: SO YOU CAN WEAR MYYYYY SWEATSHIRT!

*Your mom's ear's bleed and she's deaf.*

Mom: WHATTT? I CANT HEAR THAT JAKEY!

*Jacob gets out a switch blade.*

Jacob: Oh well... better do it quick before I regret :)

*Jacob charges at your Mom, who stares at the blade.*

Mom: NOOOPE!

*Your mom snatches the blade, and throws it.*

Jacob: D: NOT SWITCHY!

*Jacob tries to run after it, but your mom catches him with her ear hoops.*

Mom: NOPE YOU DON'T :)

*She chokes Jacob with her hoops, and silently takes off her shoelaces.*

Jacob: Uhm. What are you doing?

Mom: WHAT WAS THAT?

*Your mom finds a pole, that says 'PROPERTY OF TEACHER', and drags Jacob there.*

Jacob: I'm so confused, my small brain cannot comprehend this!

Jacob's brain: HELP IT HURTS :(

*Your mom ties the shoelace to the hoop earring, and that to the top of the pole.*

Mom: There. Now you can choke to death, while watch ALL of your precious items beng burned >:D

Jacob: NO PLEASE! D: I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE SWEATSHIRT AND HUG!

*Your mom snatches his phone.*

Mom: What is this? M-musical dot lee? HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

*High school musical appears, and break out dancing with your mom.*

Jacob: NO PLEASE I CAN'T STAND ANYONE WITH A BETTER VOICE THAN ME! D:

*Jacob slowly chokes to death while drinking his tears.*

Mom: It's okay baby, you don't have to die sad... :)

*Jacob dies, and your mom hands him a microphone with auto tune installed.*

Mom: Yeah.. you'll need it :)

VICTORY

(SOME NUMBER I FORGOT/ 10)

IM SO EXCITED FOR THE END ALREADY MWAHAHA